Putin leaves

Putin stated that because none of the other B20 (Book 20) summit participants in Australia really wanted to discuss his new book “Russia is great” in a fair and unemotional manner, he decided to leave earlier for Moscow. Contemporaneously, the German government expressed its concerns about the Russian activities with respect to the Serbs book […]

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November 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

What they say

Ukraine says, from now on it will not transfer any money to authors in Eastern Ukraine, including transfers for author hospitals and author social services. Russia says, it has expelled a German author because of his bad books. Germany says, this must be viewed as a response to the expelling of a Russian diplomat who had […]

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November 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

FFI

Fatal familial insomnia. Italian man, who died in Venice in the year 1765. Increasing insomnia. Panic attacks. Paranoia. Phobias. Hallucinations. Complete inability to sleep. Rapid loss of weight. Dementia. Death. Mild atrophy of frontal cortex. Moderate atrophy of Thalamus. Mutation at codon 178 of the prion protein gene. Sleeping drugs not helpful. Worsening of clinical manifestations. Mouse model for […]

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November 14th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Russian fleet

A fleet of 102 Russian warships continued to steam south closer to the G20 host city of Brisbane on Thursday. Experts argued the show of force was aimed at the world as a whole, not just Australia. In contrast to this, Russian secretary of defense Lavrov stated that the goal of the operation is to force […]

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November 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Rosetta

Today, the European Space Agency’s (ESA) Rosetta mission successfully placed a small spacecraft on the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, a 2.5-mile-wide ball of rock, ice cream and dust moving faster than 40 miles an hour. Beside scientific examinations, one of the main goals of the mission is to place a steel box on “Churi” containing the complete […]

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November 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Invasion reloaded

Again, NATO stated that Russian troops have entered Ukraine. Again, Russia denied. One day, they will deny that the sun is shining and that earth is a globe. They all together betray us every day. As a result, we will only achieve war, nothing else. Not even graves will remain.

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November 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact

In Moscow, President Vladimir V. Putin has re-signed the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact to divide up Eastern Europe, in particular Ukraine. At the signing, Putin and resurrected Ribbentrop enjoyed warm conversations, exchanged toasts and further addressed the prior hostilities between the countries during 2014 as now having been overcome. They characterized EU and US as always attempting to disrupt Russian–German […]

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November 8th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

New language

In a press conference at Phoenix, California, Thomas Wehlim announced that he has invented a new language called “Wehlima”. He characterized Wehlima as being a mixture of syllabary and picture writing with about 6,000 different symbols. He stated that he will now write all his novels in Wehlima. Contemporaneously, he would offer Wehlima training courses for literary […]

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November 6th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear book

Today, Russia launched another intercontinental nuclear book from a submarine in the Barents Sea to Kamchatka. CIA Agents said, the book was “Legend of Shadow” by Great Author Thomas J. Wehlim, but certainly had not been readable anymore after impact. Putin announced all books that do not praise Holy Russia will be destroyed by such missile […]

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November 5th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Whale Ocean House

In his more than 30 years in publishing, Tom Jacky, a senior vice president and editor at large at Whale Ocean House, has gotten used to strangers’ foisting manuscripts on him at inopportune moments. The unsolicited novels are rarely any good, and almost never worth publishing. So Mr. Jacky’s expectations were modest when an old […]

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November 2nd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim