Plague
In response to the measles outbreak in New York and the plague incidents in Russia, Trump and Putin met in a telephone conference to discuss the situation and how to bypass and defeat evil WHO. Trump assured Putin to send Russia 1 million ampules of aspirin 200 mg, while Putin in return promised to provide 100.000 units of the anti-viral substance Novichok to be dispersed via building ventilation systems to protect the American people against measles. Health secretary Kennedy was also present during the telephone conference but could not – because of Kennedy’s progressive measles encephalitis – be understood by the Russian interpreter. In a press conference the next day, Trump thanked his friend Putin and blamed EU leaders for having infected US citizens through contaminated postal envelopes.