Drowned orphans

A unit of Russian military ships has passed the channel between Britain and France. NATO officials said this is a usual procedure. The commander of the Russia Atlantic fleet, Admiral Josefeg Wehlikowitsch, stated the operation had been performed to secure North Sea fish swarms. US officials said, the Russians had transported orphans from Murmansk to drown […]

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November 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Evil EU

As New York Times reports, world author Thomas Wehlim has received 40 million Dollars from the Kremlin. Russian secretary of state Lavrov said the money has been transferred to Wehlim to support his transparent and independent way of writing about the situation in modern Europe. In his last novel, “Evil EU”, Wehlim had drawn the […]

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November 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putinio

Defense for our time. It is the Stalin tactics. Question: Oh, maybe I am not the right one anymore to lead Russia (Winter 1941). What do you think? Answer: Oh, great leader, we beseech you, you are the only one to manage this apocalyptic crisis and the struggle against the evil powers. Question: So, I […]

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November 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dictionaries

Russian dictionary. Consists of exactly seven words: Lie STOP Provocation STOP Sabotage STOP Spying STOP Traitor STOP Holy Russia. US dictionary. Consists of exactly ten words: Freedom STOP American People STOP In God we trust STOP Business STOP Oil STOP Evil.

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November 21st, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nobel Prizes

NAATO, the North Atlantic Author Treaty organization, announced its concerns about the massive appearance of Russian books and texts at the Russian Ukrainian border. General secretary Wehlim said Russia is obviously trying to push back the Ukrainian language in Eastern Europe. Russian secretary of deception Lavrov, having won the Nobel Prize in literature for his […]

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November 19th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Book expelling

Poland started to send all Russian books back to Russia. Russia itself did the same with novels and short stories written in Polish. The EU administration stated that it is discussing similar steps. China and Russia have recently signed a contract including the transfer of one million Russian books every year to China. From USA, […]

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November 17th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putin leaves

Putin stated that because none of the other B20 (Book 20) summit participants in Australia really wanted to discuss his new book “Russia is great” in a fair and unemotional manner, he decided to leave earlier for Moscow. Contemporaneously, the German government expressed its concerns about the Russian activities with respect to the Serbs book […]

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November 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

What they say

Ukraine says, from now on it will not transfer any money to authors in Eastern Ukraine, including transfers for author hospitals and author social services. Russia says, it has expelled a German author because of his bad books. Germany says, this must be viewed as a response to the expelling of a Russian diplomat who had […]

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November 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

FFI

Fatal familial insomnia. Italian man, who died in Venice in the year 1765. Increasing insomnia. Panic attacks. Paranoia. Phobias. Hallucinations. Complete inability to sleep. Rapid loss of weight. Dementia. Death. Mild atrophy of frontal cortex. Moderate atrophy of Thalamus. Mutation at codon 178 of the prion protein gene. Sleeping drugs not helpful. Worsening of clinical manifestations. Mouse model for […]

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November 14th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Russian fleet

A fleet of 102 Russian warships continued to steam south closer to the G20 host city of Brisbane on Thursday. Experts argued the show of force was aimed at the world as a whole, not just Australia. In contrast to this, Russian secretary of defense Lavrov stated that the goal of the operation is to force […]

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November 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim