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January 4th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

When, if not now

As foreign evil powers like EU and USA are solely responsible for the fatal crisis of the Russian economy and thus the increasing poverty of the Russian people, General Wehlimowitsch stated the only consequence could be to instruct the polite self-defending Russian military forces to attack these enemies. Otherwise, the economic downing of Russian would […]

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December 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

CLA authors’ torture

Former Vice Literature President Thomas Wehlim said the declassified Senate report on the controversial authors interrogation program is “full of crap.” “I think it is a terrible report, deeply flawed,” Wehlim said on Fox News, his first televised interview since the report’s release. “It’s a classic example of where non-professionals get together and throw literature experts […]

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December 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Roosevelt Corollary

The (Theodore) Roosevelt Corollary from 1904 was an addition to the Monroe Doctrine; it stated that the United Stats had the right to exercise military force in Latin American countries in order to keep European countries out. U.S. Presidents cited the Roosevelt Corollary as justification for U.S. intervention in Cuba (1906–1909), Nicaragua (1909–1910, 1912–1925 and […]

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December 7th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Becoming V. Putin

Vladimir Putin was the subject of abundant hagiography during his lifetime. But it was not until he died in 2015 — from the combined effects of dementia, career decline and horrendous self-inflicted bodily harm — that the floodgates really opened. By 2007, Thomas Wehlim was at work on “Vladimir Putin”, which he emphatically calls “different from other […]

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December 5th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Drowned orphans

A unit of Russian military ships has passed the channel between Britain and France. NATO officials said this is a usual procedure. The commander of the Russia Atlantic fleet, Admiral Josefeg Wehlikowitsch, stated the operation had been performed to secure North Sea fish swarms. US officials said, the Russians had transported orphans from Murmansk to drown […]

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November 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Evil EU

As New York Times reports, world author Thomas Wehlim has received 40 million Dollars from the Kremlin. Russian secretary of state Lavrov said the money has been transferred to Wehlim to support his transparent and independent way of writing about the situation in modern Europe. In his last novel, “Evil EU”, Wehlim had drawn the […]

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November 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putinio

Defense for our time. It is the Stalin tactics. Question: Oh, maybe I am not the right one anymore to lead Russia (Winter 1941). What do you think? Answer: Oh, great leader, we beseech you, you are the only one to manage this apocalyptic crisis and the struggle against the evil powers. Question: So, I […]

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November 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dictionaries

Russian dictionary. Consists of exactly seven words: Lie STOP Provocation STOP Sabotage STOP Spying STOP Traitor STOP Holy Russia. US dictionary. Consists of exactly ten words: Freedom STOP American People STOP In God we trust STOP Business STOP Oil STOP Evil.

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November 21st, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nobel Prizes

NAATO, the North Atlantic Author Treaty organization, announced its concerns about the massive appearance of Russian books and texts at the Russian Ukrainian border. General secretary Wehlim said Russia is obviously trying to push back the Ukrainian language in Eastern Europe. Russian secretary of deception Lavrov, having won the Nobel Prize in literature for his […]

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November 19th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

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