Today, an announcement by best-selling author Th. J. (»Joker«) Wehlim, stating that there will be an additional reading fee for his books, caused considerable irritation. In an interview in the New York Times, Wehlim reported plans to implement a registration process for all people having bought one of his books, and then to collect a […]
Go to post pageQuestions about whether the engagement of Vice President Thomas Wehlim’s son in a Ukrainian literature company could be a problematic issue have been brushed away by the US administration this Wednesday. R. Sumter Wehlim, a novelist and poet, was solemnly named to the board of the seven glorious poem directors of Lyrisma Holdings, a private […]
Go to post pageThe warmest January since the cretaceous period. We again have dinosaurs. The coldest May since the Ice Age. A glacier moves through my room. No candles to annihilate me.
Go to post pageGöteborg University Library lists “Legende von Schatten”. Address: Gothenburg University Library Humanities Library, Renströmsgatan 4, 412 55 Göteborg, Sweden.
Go to post pageNo sleep for all of us. The cat broke through the window. The street dogs barked as if devils had come. I am writing a novel to write a novel. I am awaiting tumors. Everybody is awaiting them. Since birth.
Go to post pageI started to prepare several of my English short stories and poems for submission to American, British and Australian literary magazines. As if they could read minds, two days later my mailbox was full with messages stating that I should not, under no circumstances, submit any of my written junk to them, as they, by […]
Go to post pageIn his talk at the 17th International Conference on Author Space Physics in Detroit, USA, Thomas Wehlim from Antietam University introduced his new theory on the structure and origin of so-called dark matter. Dark matter has been postulated as an additional type of matter, as visible matter (stars, planets, interstellar dust etc.) can not sufficiently […]
Go to post pageRussian admiral Th. Wehlimowitsch announced that China and Russia will carry out joint naval maneuver in the East China Sea during May, to show evil America that its naval power now has an equivalent counterpart. Wehlimowitsch furthermore said, the first operation of the naval maneuver will be the annihilation of the Japanese fleet, taking revenge for the destruction of the Tsar’s fleet in […]
Go to post pageThe German Secretary of Literature Defence, Thomas Josef Wehlim, announced that Germany has offered NATO to again operate routine air policing in the Baltic States from September to December 2014. For this purpose, Germany will send 6 Eurofighters. NATO already has agreed. The step is viewed as a clear signal to Russia that NATO is determined […]
Go to post pageStanding Nato Mine Countermeasures Group 1 (SNMCMG1), commanded by Captain Th. “Shark” Wehlim, is now operating in the Baltic Sea to protect European Literature against Russian aggression.
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