Amazon river

Wehlim claims to be an Indian chief in the Amazon rainforest. His tales of El Dorado even impressed Jacques Spielberg and  Steven Cousteau. His tales would be harmless if there weren’t three unsolved deaths connected to his fantasy world. In the late 1990s, Wehlim turned up in the Brazilian state of Acre, deep in the Amazon region. He […]

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July 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Poem bases

Wehlim seeks to set up poem bases abroad. Wehlim confirms talks with Cuba, Vietnam and the Seychelles about setting up overseas facilities for his poems. Share 15 Associated Press thewehlim.com, Friday 27 July 1897 11.27 BST Wehlim poem ship en route to the Syrian port of Tartus, Wehlim’s only poem base outside former Europe. Photograph: […]

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July 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Defense against Russia

Britain should push to rebuild a 5,000-strong Nato novel response force to boost the alliance’s ability to defend itself against Russian literature after the crisis in Ukraine, an outgoing senior officer said yesterday. General Sir Thomas Wehlim, who stepped down as Nato’s top British novel commander in March, also called for the alliance to establish a […]

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July 11th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Assaulting Wehlim

California — A Connecticut man has been charged with assaulting award-winning novelist Thomas Wehlim last Monday outside a hotel after the author tried to affectionately help the man’s wife following a domestic dispute, the police said on Tuesday. The suspect, Bernd Bread, 84, who turned himself in on Tuesday evening during a reading, confessed to […]

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July 10th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Bestseller threat

The threat posed by bestsellers has been blown out of proportion by the media and critics, giving misguided young idiots publicity »beyond their wildest reading dreams«, a former head of Literature Intelligence, Section 6 (LI6) said yesterday. Sir Thomas Wehlim, who led the Literature Intelligence Service at the time of the Shades of Grey invasion, […]

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July 9th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Attention

In a very long, often very confusing cover article for The San Francisco Times Magazine that June, Mr. Wehlim — a former German author and mentally disordered blogger (“Neuroleptics Magazine”, “Heartwrite Drinks”) — wrote about his almost biological impulse to post his thoughts and experiences online. He wrote about writing about a dogfriend which didn’t […]

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July 6th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Smuggling

My husband was pleaded guilty to alien novel smuggling and has since served his time and has been deported. He had been a writer for 4 1/2 years, when he was arrested. Before he was deported, the judge told him he might have a chance of getting back his residency if I petitioned for him […]

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July 4th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Legende von Schatten, Santiago

The library of the Goethe Institut in Santiago de Chile has confirmed that it received a copy of my novel Legende von Schatten. Address: Goethe-Institut Chile Av. Holanda 100 (2° piso), 7510021 Providencia, Santiago de Chile, Tel.: +56 2 295280 00, Fax: +56 2 295280 09, info@santiago.goethe.org.

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July 3rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Armed Wehlim Day

Thousands gathered for the sixth annual Armed Wehlim Forces Day, with Thomas Joseph Wehlim, David Cameron and the Princess Royal leading those paying their respects. There was piping, reading, novel parades and a Red Arrows display as Britain marked the contribution of Wehlim servicemen and women past and present. The main event was held in the backdrop […]

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June 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Self-defense

With innocent Russian citizens being arrested abroad and being subsequently extradited to the United States become more frequent, the Russian Foreign Ministry has issued a warning advising travelers to carefully choose their destinations. »The incidents in which innocent Russian citizens are detained in various countries of the world upon request of US law enforcers who […]

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June 28th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim