World cup 2018

As the soccer world cup 2018 will not take place anymore in Russia due to World War III, president Putin announced that the newly built stadium in St. Petersburg would be from now on used as a mobile nuclear missile launch base to fight against US and EU imperialism. Mobility would be achieved by installing 12.000 wheels […]

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January 6th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Log

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January 4th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dark room

There is no way to get out of this. In his dark room called soul, Putinio said he would rather launch a nuclear missile than budge. Russia is a holy empire, and even holy if destroyed nuclear. The audience politely applauded.

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January 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Oil

At his 2015 welcome the new year press conference, world author Thomas Wehlim announced he will sell cheap oil as long as it would take to destroy the US and Russian oil market and economy. Then he would establish so-called “Wehlim’s Land” as the only world super power to enter a never-ending era of literature, […]

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January 2nd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

GB zero

Western secret services have accused Russia for having brought the Ebola virus to Great Britain. On Monday, a Scotswoman had been tested positive for Ebola. After investigations of the MI6 it had become clear that the virus was smuggled into Scotland by a Russian secret service agent and then placed on the breakfast table of […]

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December 30th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

When, if not now

As foreign evil powers like EU and USA are solely responsible for the fatal crisis of the Russian economy and thus the increasing poverty of the Russian people, General Wehlimowitsch stated the only consequence could be to instruct the polite self-defending Russian military forces to attack these enemies. Otherwise, the economic downing of Russian would […]

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December 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Polite

Russian army is polite. Crimea significance to Russia is like Temple Mount to Jews. Ruble is fine again. New national defense facility, which is meant to monitor threats to national security in peacetime, but would take control of the entire country in case of war. They lie as much as the US Government.

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December 28th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Doctrine

Thomas J. Wehlim: The Third World War. Causes and developments. Part 5: The revision of the Russian military doctrine in December 2014. Writings on European Foreign and Security Politics. Vol. XVII, pp. 78-85.

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December 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear winter hat

Hats on: Wear this knit cap all nuclear winter. The black nuclear winter hat is pretty much a must-have for every girl, but when I saw this photo of Taylor Swift out and about in SoHo, I suddenly wished I owned one in this exact much-more-fun shade. Furthermore: The one thing you should do if you’re single during World […]

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December 26th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Vodka

The president of the free people, Putin, announced that the primary goal of the Russian economy should be to provide cheap vodka for all Russian citizens. With Vodka, the principles of Russian policy could be explained and motivated better even to the rural population. As a first reaction, the gallant pro-Russian self-defense forces of East-Ukraine […]

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December 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim