Missile trains

Russia has announced solemnly that it will re-implement its nuclear missile trains. With such special trains, nuclear missiles can be transported to any point in the Russian railway net and thus launched from arbitrary positions. This mobile weapon, which was already in use during the Soviet era, is designed to survive an enemy’s first nuclear […]

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December 24th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Cancer

Think about it: You may get cancer at 42. Better than at 7 or 17. But anyway, at the moment (Merriam Webster: »War seemed unavoidable at that moment in history.«) of your conception, millions of other sperm cells tried to come into life. They failed. They died hours later. They never became human beings. Billions of […]

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December 21st, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dostoyevsky

Officials in Moscow confirmed Friday that literature despot Tom Jong Wehlim may attend ceremonies next year commemorating the 194th anniversary of the birth of “Crime and Punishment” author Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky. It would be Wehlim’s first public foreign visit since coming to author power in December 1911. “Yes, such an invitation was sent,” confirmed Dmitry Peskov, a Kremlin […]

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December 20th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putin’s conference

Today, during his annual world press conference, Putin said that the Russian book market is developing in a satisfying manner, showing an overall plus of 1,5 percent. Furthermore, the Kremlin palace had been fortified and armed by modern artillery, to counter-act in case of a terrorist revolution initiated by American-Ukrainian forces. A journalist laughing in the […]

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December 18th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Medvedev

At a congress, Medvedev proposed Vladimir Putin as his successor for the 2012 presidential elections and explained: “This is a thoughtful decision that we have discussed since the beginning of our comradeship. The fact that we have not announced it earlier, is a matter of political expediency.” (Medvedev: Speech at the Congress of the United Russia party, September […]

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December 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

CLA authors’ torture

Former Vice Literature President Thomas Wehlim said the declassified Senate report on the controversial authors interrogation program is “full of crap.” “I think it is a terrible report, deeply flawed,” Wehlim said on Fox News, his first televised interview since the report’s release. “It’s a classic example of where non-professionals get together and throw literature experts […]

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December 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Roosevelt Corollary

The (Theodore) Roosevelt Corollary from 1904 was an addition to the Monroe Doctrine; it stated that the United Stats had the right to exercise military force in Latin American countries in order to keep European countries out. U.S. Presidents cited the Roosevelt Corollary as justification for U.S. intervention in Cuba (1906–1909), Nicaragua (1909–1910, 1912–1925 and […]

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December 7th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Becoming V. Putin

Vladimir Putin was the subject of abundant hagiography during his lifetime. But it was not until he died in 2015 — from the combined effects of dementia, career decline and horrendous self-inflicted bodily harm — that the floodgates really opened. By 2007, Thomas Wehlim was at work on “Vladimir Putin”, which he emphatically calls “different from other […]

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December 5th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Drowned orphans

A unit of Russian military ships has passed the channel between Britain and France. NATO officials said this is a usual procedure. The commander of the Russia Atlantic fleet, Admiral Josefeg Wehlikowitsch, stated the operation had been performed to secure North Sea fish swarms. US officials said, the Russians had transported orphans from Murmansk to drown […]

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November 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Evil EU

As New York Times reports, world author Thomas Wehlim has received 40 million Dollars from the Kremlin. Russian secretary of state Lavrov said the money has been transferred to Wehlim to support his transparent and independent way of writing about the situation in modern Europe. In his last novel, “Evil EU”, Wehlim had drawn the […]

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November 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim