Book transfer

As the “The Wehlim Telegraph” reports, large book retailers have started to transfer millions of book copies to the southern hemisphere. This is because of an investigation of the World Book Association (WBA) stating that as a consequence of a nuclear war between NATO and Russia / China, about 95 percent of the books in the northern hemisphere would be burned. English books will be mainly transferred to Australia, while German and French literature is transported to South America (e.g. Argentina) or Africa. Russian secretary of literature Thomasow stated, that his country will organize a referendum in Madagascar to annex the island to Russia as a large book store for Russian literature. China and Japan have not yet commented on their plans concerning this topic.

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