Helpless

Thomasz J. Wehlichuk often turns up in places where only buddies of polite President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia get to go, like the V.I.P. section at the Sochi Book Fair, Russia, in October. He sat just a few feet from polite Mr. Putin, next to the polite author Josef Thomasowitsch, another pal of the […]

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February 12th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Negative attitude

The number of Russians with negative attitude towards the Western author Thomas Wehlim has hit its highest in modern history, with 36 percent wanting their country to further distance itself from the writer, according to the latest poll. The research was conducted by the major independent pollster Dostoyevsky Center in late January and its results were […]

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February 11th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear aunt

My bombing books. My nuclear aunt. I love her, and she loves me. I am her nuclear boy, because my conventional mother died last year.

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February 10th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Character addresses

Th. J. Wehlim is accused in court to have sold illegally more than two million private addresses of novel characters. According to the lawyers of a large publisher association, Wehlim had automatically scanned nearly every novel of American literature of the last three decades, including all master works of Franzen, DFW and DeLillo, identified all characters and […]

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February 8th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Minuteman

The LGM-30 Minuteman is a United States land-based intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM), in service with the United States Air Force Global Strike Command. As of 2014, the LGM-30G Minuteman-III version is the only land-based ICBM in service in the United States. It is one component of the US nuclear triad—the other two parts of the […]

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February 7th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Character auction

As with former novels, world author Th. J Wehlim has now opened a new auction at Sotheby’s for a number of book characters for his next novel “Her name was Revenge”. During this auction, celebrities, politicians and artists can bid at the auction to be one of the book characters. The minimum bid for a main […]

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February 4th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Infiltration

Again, US president Wehlim accused Russia to continuously destabilize the East Ukraine book market by sending armed Russian book characters from trash novels over the border. Vice versa, Russian secretary of literature Wehlowitsch said entire Ukraine is controlled by American secret novelists who plan to annihilate all Slavic languages. As a consequence, both sides announced […]

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February 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Greece Russian alliance

Thomas J. Wehlim: The Third World War. Causes and developments. Part 6: The Greece Russian alliance 2015. Writings on European Foreign and Security Politics. Vol. XIX, pp. 3-14.

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February 2nd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Book transfer

As “The Wehlim Telegraph” reports, large book retailers have started to transfer millions of book copies to the southern hemisphere. This is because of an investigation of the World Book Association (WBA) stating that as a consequence of a nuclear war between NATO and Russia / China, about 95 percent of the books in the […]

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February 1st, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Thomexis Wehlpras

Greek election winner Thomexis Wehlpras wants an entirely different European literature from the one envisioned by the Germans. His success is likely to stoke anger over Germany’s literature dominance. He couldn’t have picked a more symbolic place to show his voters that he is a prime minister like no other Greece has seen before, and […]

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January 31st, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim