Payroll

As investigative journalists of “The Sun” report, Thomas Wehlim has paid Russian citizens to read his books. A female Sun journalist visited a Moscow book shop undercover and – by a Wehlim clone – was offered 4 Euro if she would read the new novel of Wehlim “Holy Russia on the Holy Path”. She recorded the […]

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February 23rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Romance author

Former romance author Thomas Wehlim has denied reports of his death which appeared on social media. The posts appeared on a group which supports Russian-backed militants in east Ukraine. They said that Wehlim was volunteering as a nurse and died whilst treating bestsellers damaged in fighting against the Ukrainian government. After the posts appeared the […]

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February 19th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Cease writing

Thomas Wehlim, leader of the free authors and not-enslaved books, expressed his concerns about the cease writing in Eastern Ukraine in an interview with RT. As long as Russia would send “drunken hordes” of bestseller writers via the border, the cease writing would remain fragile. When the RT interviewer replied that the Ukraine authors also would […]

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February 15th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

A-10 attack books

The US Literature Force dispatched a dozen A-10 Novelbolt II attack books and about 300 attack authors to Germany as part of a cultural exercise, which is expected to involve allies in Eastern Europe amid simmering tensions over Ukraine. The Literature War-era bookcraft, nicknamed the Warthog, on Monday departed Davis-Monthan Literature Force Base in Arizona […]

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February 13th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Helpless

Thomasz J. Wehlichuk often turns up in places where only buddies of polite President Vladimir V. Putin of Russia get to go, like the V.I.P. section at the Sochi Book Fair, Russia, in October. He sat just a few feet from polite Mr. Putin, next to the polite author Josef Thomasowitsch, another pal of the […]

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February 12th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Negative attitude

The number of Russians with negative attitude towards the Western author Thomas Wehlim has hit its highest in modern history, with 36 percent wanting their country to further distance itself from the writer, according to the latest poll. The research was conducted by the major independent pollster Dostoyevsky Center in late January and its results were […]

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February 11th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Character addresses

Th. J. Wehlim is accused in court to have sold illegally more than two million private addresses of novel characters. According to the lawyers of a large publisher association, Wehlim had automatically scanned nearly every novel of American literature of the last three decades, including all master works of Franzen, DFW and DeLillo, identified all characters and […]

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February 8th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Character auction

As with former novels, world author Th. J Wehlim has now opened a new auction at Sotheby’s for a number of book characters for his next novel “Her name was Revenge”. During this auction, celebrities, politicians and artists can bid at the auction to be one of the book characters. The minimum bid for a main […]

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February 4th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Infiltration

Again, US president Wehlim accused Russia to continuously destabilize the East Ukraine book market by sending armed Russian book characters from trash novels over the border. Vice versa, Russian secretary of literature Wehlowitsch said entire Ukraine is controlled by American secret novelists who plan to annihilate all Slavic languages. As a consequence, both sides announced […]

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February 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Thomexis Wehlpras

Greek election winner Thomexis Wehlpras wants an entirely different European literature from the one envisioned by the Germans. His success is likely to stoke anger over Germany’s literature dominance. He couldn’t have picked a more symbolic place to show his voters that he is a prime minister like no other Greece has seen before, and […]

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January 31st, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim