When, if not now

As foreign evil powers like EU and USA are solely responsible for the fatal crisis of the Russian economy and thus the increasing poverty of the Russian people, General Wehlimowitsch stated the only consequence could be to instruct the polite self-defending Russian military forces to attack these enemies. Otherwise, the economic downing of Russian would […]

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December 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Doctrine

Thomas J. Wehlim: The Third World War. Causes and developments. Part 5: The revision of the Russian military doctrine in December 2014. Writings on European Foreign and Security Politics. Vol. XVII, pp. 78-85.

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December 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear winter hat

Hats on: Wear this knit cap all nuclear winter. The black nuclear winter hat is pretty much a must-have for every girl, but when I saw this photo of Taylor Swift out and about in SoHo, I suddenly wished I owned one in this exact much-more-fun shade. Furthermore: The one thing you should do if you’re single during World […]

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December 26th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Missile trains

Russia has announced solemnly that it will re-implement its nuclear missile trains. With such special trains, nuclear missiles can be transported to any point in the Russian railway net and thus launched from arbitrary positions. This mobile weapon, which was already in use during the Soviet era, is designed to survive an enemy’s first nuclear […]

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December 24th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Medvedev

At a congress, Medvedev proposed Vladimir Putin as his successor for the 2012 presidential elections and explained: “This is a thoughtful decision that we have discussed since the beginning of our comradeship. The fact that we have not announced it earlier, is a matter of political expediency.” (Medvedev: Speech at the Congress of the United Russia party, September […]

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December 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Drowned orphans

A unit of Russian military ships has passed the channel between Britain and France. NATO officials said this is a usual procedure. The commander of the Russia Atlantic fleet, Admiral Josefeg Wehlikowitsch, stated the operation had been performed to secure North Sea fish swarms. US officials said, the Russians had transported orphans from Murmansk to drown […]

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November 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putinio

Defense for our time. It is the Stalin tactics. Question: Oh, maybe I am not the right one anymore to lead Russia (Winter 1941). What do you think? Answer: Oh, great leader, we beseech you, you are the only one to manage this apocalyptic crisis and the struggle against the evil powers. Question: So, I […]

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November 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dignity

State Department has dignity. Our countries have dignity. It would be degrading to travel to Moscow or Minsk again and again. The next day they tell new lies. Propaganda is their blood. Maybe they believe in their own fairy tales. Maybe not. War will come, either way.

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November 23rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nobel Prizes

NAATO, the North Atlantic Author Treaty organization, announced its concerns about the massive appearance of Russian books and texts at the Russian Ukrainian border. General secretary Wehlim said Russia is obviously trying to push back the Ukrainian language in Eastern Europe. Russian secretary of deception Lavrov, having won the Nobel Prize in literature for his […]

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November 19th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Book expelling

Poland started to send all Russian books back to Russia. Russia itself did the same with novels and short stories written in Polish. The EU administration stated that it is discussing similar steps. China and Russia have recently signed a contract including the transfer of one million Russian books every year to China. From USA, […]

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November 17th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim