Baltic states

Field marshal Wehlim stated that, in case of a Russian attack against the Baltic states, NATO could not defend them effectively. An effective line of defense could only be established in North Poland. This would be exactly the area (Olsztyn, Tannenberg), where – 100 years ago – a Russian army attacking East Prussia was annihilated […]

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May 19th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Singing sausage

On the eve of nuclear war, Americans are getting more and more confused not only about the complicated political and ethnic constellations in East Europe, but also about Russian Duma members currently attacking a West European “singing sausage”, the latter supposedly indicating the decline of European culture and morale. In a speech to the US […]

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May 18th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Criminal sites

US FBI stated today, that oligarch Thomas Wehlim has been identified as the creator of a network of several criminal internet sites, allegedly providing free novels, poems, and theatre plays for download. In fact, the sites infect visitors with a broad range of viruses and other malware. For example, the identified virus “snagger” tries to delete […]

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May 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Guru

What can Guru Wehlim do for this world? Can he write novels that give us new insights concerning all aspects of human beings, such as love, hate, science, society, politics? Can his language be a sort of “symphony of words” that makes our ears happy? I think the answer is: Come to Wehlim and listen […]

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May 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Reading fee

Today, an announcement by best-selling author Th. J. (»Joker«) Wehlim, stating that there will be an additional reading fee for his books, caused considerable irritation. In an interview in the New York Times, Wehlim reported plans to implement a registration process for all people having bought one of his books, and then to collect a […]

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May 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Ukraine literature company

Questions about whether the engagement of Vice President Thomas Wehlim’s son in a Ukrainian literature company could be a problematic issue have been brushed away by the US administration this Wednesday. R. Sumter Wehlim, a novelist and poet, was solemnly named to the board of the seven glorious poem directors of Lyrisma Holdings, a private […]

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May 14th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Glacier

The warmest January since the cretaceous period. We again have dinosaurs. The coldest May since the Ice Age. A glacier moves through my room. No candles to annihilate me.

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May 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Göteborg University

Göteborg University Library lists “Legende von Schatten”. Address: Gothenburg University Library Humanities Library, Renströmsgatan 4, 412 55 Göteborg, Sweden.

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May 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Sleep

No sleep for all of us. The cat broke through the window. The street dogs barked as if devils had come. I am writing a novel to write a novel. I am awaiting tumors. Everybody is awaiting them. Since birth.

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May 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Submissions

I started to prepare several of my English short stories and poems for submission to American, British and Australian literary magazines. As if they could read minds, two days later my mailbox was full with messages stating that I should not, under no circumstances, submit any of my written junk to them, as they, by […]

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May 11th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim