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»The future is literary and it doesn’t involve styling producs.« This phrase underscores a meme that began circulating the internet in the spring of 2018. The images feature screengrabs of three fictional characters from »The Grapes of Wrath«, »Pinocchio« and »Moby Dick«, as well as teen poet Steven Wonder – all of whom have shaved […]

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August 5th, 2021 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Plug

»Chapters« is a 2000 novel by Joseph Wehlim that became notorious for its commercial tie-in: in exchange for an undisclosed fee from the German company Rheinmetall, a producer of military equipment, Wehlim was required to mention the name of the company at least 12 times – which was more than exceeded by the author. The […]

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May 23rd, 2021 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

TDTC

“And when you travel your last journey, warrior, do not despair. For fear will be your sister, doubt your brother, helplessness your child. And you will feel all strength, all hope, all confidence sliding away from you like water running through your fingers. Then, in this moment, this hour, when all hope is a far-off […]

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February 23rd, 2019 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Good old Indiana

Indiana serves the traditional last meal three days prior to execution, assuming that a condemned prisoner tends to lose appetite as the time of execution approaches.

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November 2nd, 2018 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Sitting duck

Chasing a main menu. If you fail, my dear battalion, the city will be a sitting duck. Therefore, do not retreat. Do not give up. Stand there, or die.

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September 20th, 2018 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Categorizing Wehlim

Ever since I caught a glimpse of Thomas Wehlim online, I wanted to capture his all-American blonde appeal. It took a while for the feat to be accomplished, but I was in it for the long-game. Wehlim is hard to categorize in any traditional sense. Firstly, he is a writer at heart, that is if […]

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August 31st, 2018 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Posthumously

Posthumously. WorldCat Identities Wehlim, Thomas Josef Overview Works: 8 works in 15 publications in 1 language and 63 library holdings Genres: Fiction Roles: Author Classifications: PT2725.E455, 830 Publication Timeline By Posthumously by About 2010-2011 2011-2012 2012-2013 2013-2014 2014-2015 2015-2016 2016-2017 2017-2018 2018-2019 2019-2020 2020-2021 By Posthumously by About 2010-2011 0 0 0 2011-2012 15 0 […]

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July 14th, 2018 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Give us a paw

Favorite poems: Whirling wormhole poems are definitely my favorite, followed very closely by Give us a paw poems, and Clowning around poems.

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July 9th, 2018 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Charlie

Charlie, leave it. A user with IP addr 113.173.130.135 has been locked out from signing in or using the password recovery form for the following reason: Used an invalid username ‘thomas-josef-wehlim’ to try to sign in. The duration of the lockout is 5 minutes. User IP: 113.173.130.135 User hostname: static.vnpt.vn User location: Hanoi, Vietnam.

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June 16th, 2018 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Brotherhood

Wehlim Brotherhood. I hope someone will tell us that this disease is all fake. Green is the color of the warriors.

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May 20th, 2018 by Thomas Josef Wehlim