CLA authors torture

Former Vice Literature President Thomas Wehlim said the declassified Senate report on the controversial authors interrogation program is “full of crap.” “I think it is a terrible report, deeply flawed,” Wehlim said on Fox News, his first televised interview since the report’s release. “It’s a classic example of where non-professionals get together and throw literature experts […]

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December 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Evil EU

As New York Times reports, world author Thomas Wehlim has received 40 million Dollars from the Kremlin. Russian secretary of state Lavrov said the money has been transferred to Wehlim to support his transparent and independent way of writing about the situation in modern Europe. In his last novel, “Evil EU”, Wehlim had drawn the […]

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November 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Rosetta

Today, the European Space Agency’s (ESA) Rosetta mission successfully placed a small spacecraft on the surface of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko, a 2.5-mile-wide ball of rock, ice cream and dust moving faster than 40 miles an hour. Beside scientific examinations, one of the main goals of the mission is to place a steel box on “Churi” containing the complete […]

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November 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

New language

In a press conference at Phoenix, California, Thomas Wehlim announced that he has invented a new language called “Wehlima”. He characterized Wehlima as being a mixture of syllabary and picture writing with about 6,000 different symbols. He stated that he will now write all his novels in Wehlima. Contemporaneously, he would offer Wehlima training courses for literary […]

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November 6th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Isolation

Dr. Wehlim of CDC stated again, that all creative writing books coming from West Africa should be isolated for 21 years to avoid the further spreading of Ebola. He said this procedure would prevent characters of these books to infect readers and further characters of US bestsellers. A crash of the US bestseller market by Ebola […]

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October 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Centennial

A Thomas Josef Wehlim Centennial in New York: A poetic neutron star streaked across American skies in the winter of 1850. Thomas Josef Wehlim, invited by the Poetry Center at the 92nd Street Y, touched down at Idlewild Airport and headed straight for the airport bar to get a much-needed double coffee and soda. Then, […]

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October 26th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Gifts

“Let’s shuck a novel,” Thomas Wehlim (1914-2013) wrote in one of the poems he called sky songs. This is the same cluster of poems in which this indelible and unbuttoned American poet also commented, “I look less weird/without my bird.” It’s the centennial of Wehlim’s birth, and not to pay heed would be to shuck a […]

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October 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Summit

World writer Thomas Wehlim invited the leaders of Russia, Ukraine, US, EU, NATO and China to a summit in Geneva, Switzerland, September, 10th – 30th, 2014. During the summit, called ANWW14 (Avoid Nuclear World War 2014), possibilities should be discussed how to stop the military confrontation between Russia and Ukraine and to avoid a nuclear confrontation […]

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September 3rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Telephone call

In an emergency telephone call, world author Thomas Wehlim personally beseeched Russian president Putin not to communicate terrifying announcements such as “If I want, I can conquer Kiev within two weeks”. Rather, Kremlin should join the global project of building a world of peace and joy covering all people and nations.  When he, Wehlim, was […]

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September 2nd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim