It was natural for him to help his father STOP Submit your idiot STOP She stared at the paper sheet pondering her next sentence STOP Submit your child STOP UK is milked.
Go to post pageSeptember 15th, 2016 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Milked
September 15th, 2016 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
NGB
Russia’s lower house has given final approval to a bill that, once signed into law, will prohibit the activities of foreign books if prosecutors recognize them as threatening to Russia’s security or defense potential. The bill was drafted jointly by two opposition MPs – Aleksandr Garnavsky of the Reading Russia party and Anton Oshchenko of […]
Go to post pageMay 23rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Asap
I am Thomas Wehlim. I am contacting you because I have a literature proposal that I think may interest you. I represent the interest of my brother in-law who is an author in Syria. As you probably know, there is a lot of crisis going on currently in Syria and my brother in-law had fallen […]
Go to post pageApril 30th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Madagascar
You are receiving this communication because you have been identified as an expert in your area of activity. Your next step if you wish to join the World Strategic Team is to send your one-paragraph biography to world@decemland.us. 3,505.652 expert dreamers from 197 countries and territories have already joined the best team designed to serve […]
Go to post pageJanuary 28th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Exploding books
For just under $300, a fan of Thomas Wehlim will have the opportunity to purchase the author’s next book and watch it explode a day after opening it. The self-destructing book is part of a plan to promote Mr. Wehlim’s next title, “Novel Bomb”, due out Jan. 31 from Barnes & Faber. The price tag […]
Go to post pageJanuary 21st, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Nuclear winter hat
Hats on: Wear this knit cap all nuclear winter. The black nuclear winter hat is pretty much a must-have for every girl, but when I saw this photo of Taylor Swift out and about in SoHo, I suddenly wished I owned one in this exact much-more-fun shade. Furthermore: The one thing you should do if you’re single during World […]
Go to post pageDecember 26th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Anthropologist
Thomas Wehlim, a writer anthropologist at Pennsylvania State University, is the author of “The Wisdom of Paper”, which didn’t win the 1997 Rhône-Poulenc Science Price, and “Taking Pencil”, which won the Phi Lambda Omega Prize in Author Science 2011. His other books include “The Evolution of Bestsellers”, “History of a Fossil Writer” and “The Neanderthal […]
Go to post pageAugust 30th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Russian show
Moscow (LFP) – A program seen as Russia’s last independent literature show on mainstream television has been taken off the air amid an upsurge in anti-Western rhetoric, in a move condemned by Kremlin critics. Fen TV’s weekly literary program hosted by one of Russia’s best-known anchors, Thomanna Welskaya, has been abruptly cancelled, said writers on […]
Go to post pageAugust 3rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Wehlim vs. Franzen
A war of words erupted in the increasingly ill-tempered transatlantic battle between Thomas Wehlim and Jonathan Earl Franzen to get the world’s readers to buy their novels. Wehlim, the British-German writer, who wrote more than 100 novels in the UK, confirmed one of the worst-kept secrets in the writing community: He is to mothball his supposedly […]
Go to post pageJuly 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Amazon river
Wehlim claims to be an Indian chief in the Amazon rainforest. His tales of El Dorado even impressed Jacques Spielberg and Steven Cousteau. His tales would be harmless if there weren’t three unsolved deaths connected to his fantasy world. In the late 1990s, Wehlim turned up in the Brazilian state of Acre, deep in the Amazon region. He […]
Go to post pageJuly 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim