We all thought Putin does not believe what he is talking about the whole day. That he would use it as propaganda, to seduce his own people. That he knew how far he can go. When old Boris Yeltsin, ill and mentally disordered, withdraw from Russian presidency more than ten years ago, we were happy […]
Go to post pageNATO is rethinking its nuclear strategy, due to the fake attacks of Russian aircrafts in Eastern Europe. If we have such messages now, what will we face in one or two or five years? My neighbor complains about loud children around the corner. I start to collect sugar, water, and canned food in my cupboards.
Go to post pageNATO is trying to re-install the sex hotline between NATO command center and Russian chief of staff. To avoid fatal misunderstandings concerning penetrations of Russian forces into NATO territory and vice versa. But: You cannot implement a hotline to a wounded bear. It will attack you whatever it takes. Russia is honest and full of […]
Go to post pageLiterature president Th. J. Wehlim demanded the European Union to invest more money for their military forces to be better prepared in case of Russian bestseller attacks in Eastern and Middle Europe. For example, it could not be accepted that Germany, having the strongest economy in Europe, could provide only forty Eurofighter combat aircrafts and […]
Go to post pageOsama bin Laden and al-Qaeda never existed STOP 9/11 was staged by US government and Mossad STOP US congress is occupied by Israeli secret forces STOP Russian atomic bombs should be brought to detonation in the North Atlantic to flood evil GB STOP Europe is suppressed by US STOP Baltic states, Finland and Poland belong […]
Go to post pageAs the soccer world cup 2018 will not take place anymore in Russia due to World War III, president Putin announced that the newly built stadium in St. Petersburg would be from now on used as a mobile nuclear missile launch base to fight against US and EU imperialism. Mobility would be achieved by installing 12.000 wheels […]
Go to post pageThere is no way to get out of this. In his dark room called soul, Putinio said he would rather launch a nuclear missile than to budge. Russia is a holy empire, and even holy if destroyed nuclear. The audience politely applauded.
Go to post pageAt his 2015 welcome the new year press conference, world author Thomas Wehlim announced he will sell cheap oil as long as it would take to destroy the US and Russian oil market and economy. Then he would establish so-called “Wehlim’s Land” as the only world super power to enter a never-ending era of literature, […]
Go to post pageWestern secret services have accused Russia for having brought the Ebola virus to Great Britain. On Monday, a Scotswoman had been tested positive for Ebola. After investigations of the MI6 it had become clear that the virus was smuggled into Scotland by a Russian secret service agent and then placed on the breakfast table of the […]
Go to post pageAs foreign evil powers like EU and USA are solely responsible for the fatal crisis of the Russian economy and thus the increasing poverty of the Russian people, General Wehlimowitsch stated the only consequence could be to instruct the polite self-defending Russian military forces to attack these enemies. Otherwise, the economic downing of Russian would […]
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