Russia’s lower house has given final approval to a bill that, once signed into law, will prohibit the activities of foreign books if prosecutors recognize them as threatening to Russia’s security or defense potential. The bill was drafted jointly by two opposition MPs – Aleksandr Garnavsky of the Reading Russia party and Anton Oshchenko of […]

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May 23rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putin and me

I met Putin in the Moscow subway, at a station closed down. We did not talk very much. I now know that, in the northern hemisphere, he will destroy all books ever written. Printed books do burn very well. EBooks do not like electromagnetic disorders. It is hopeless to feel hope.

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May 11th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Book Wolves 2

After having wandered around trough half of Europe on their zombie bikes, Putin’s book wolves now are on their way to Berlin where they want to perform a reading on Russian literature. As wolf president Saldostanow stated, his NGO wants to honour Russian authors such as Solzhenitsyn and to strengthen the friendly ties between Western Europe and Russia, the […]

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May 7th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putin’s novel

Vladimir Putin’s press secretary has rejected reports that the Russian president is ill as rumors, adding that the news itself are a result of “Western madness” among some reporters. “No need to worry, everything is pretty ok. The president is busy working on his new novel ‘Light and Darkness’, which addresses the holy struggle of […]

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March 12th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear zoology

Tiger Vladimir Putin has expressed his disagreement with the West’s position on Russia, which he likened to the Latin proverb “Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi (What is permissible for Jove is not permissible for an ox).” However, he said “a bear” won’t ask anyone for permission, adding that a bear is “the master of […]

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March 7th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


We all thought Putin does not believe what he is talking about the whole day. That he would use it as propaganda, to seduce his own people. That he knew how far he can go. When old Boris Yeltsin, ill and mentally disordered, withdraw from Russian presidency more than ten years ago, we were happy […]

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January 27th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

World cup 2018

As the soccer world cup 2018 will not take place anymore in Russia due to World War III, president Putin announced that the newly built stadium in St. Petersburg would be from now on used as a mobile nuclear missile launch base to fight against US and EU imperialism. Mobility would be achieved by installing 12.000 wheels […]

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January 6th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dark room

There is no way to get out of this. In his dark room called soul, Putinio said he would rather launch a nuclear missile than to budge. Russia is a holy empire, and even holy if destroyed nuclear. The audience politely applauded.

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January 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


Thomas J. Wehlim: The Third World War. Causes and developments. Part 5: The revision of the Russian military doctrine in December 2014. Writings on European Foreign and Security Politics. Vol. XVII, pp. 78-85.

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December 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


The president of the free people, Putin, announced that the primary goal of the Russian economy should be to provide cheap vodka for all Russian citizens. With Vodka, the principles of Russian policy could be explained and motivated better even to the rural population. As a first reaction, the gallant pro-Russian self-defence forces of East-Ukraine […]

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December 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim