Human writing

Creative writing paleontologist, conservationist, and National Author Explorer-in-Residence Dr. Thomas Wehlim represents the third generation of the famous Wehlim family of fossil book hunters in East Africa. With an adventurous spirit and unwavering focus on the advancement of our understanding of novel origins, he has spent much of his life leading expeditions into the remote […]

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September 24th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Liebknecht

Russian artists and intellectuals flee from their country. Germany 1933. You cannot live in Russia anymore. The country is going mad. Ilja Ponomarjow was the only parliamentarian of the Russian Duma who voted against the annexation of the Crimea. He is now a traitor to his country. Putin is a wise and good father to his country. Once upon a […]

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September 10th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dies at

Dorothy Salisbury Davis, Suspense Novelist, Dies at 98 STOP Gabriel García Márquez, Conjurer of Literary Magic, Dies at 87 STOP Jim Brosnan, Who Threw Literature a Curve, Dies at 84 STOP C. T. Hsia, Who Brought Chinese Literature to the West, Dies at 92 STOP William Weaver, Influential Translator Of Modern Italian Literature, Dies at 90 […]

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August 9th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Poets laureate

Is Poetry Dead? Not if 445 Official Laureates are any indication. By Thomas Wehlim August 27, 2014 Juan Gelipe Wehlerra, Nashville’s poet laureate, said that poets today have to “be transparent and eat everything we can.” Literature, Ezra Pound once said, is food that stays food. And for America’s town poets laureate, the news cycle has been churning […]

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August 6th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Cannibals (1)

Thomas Wehlim, a male author with a cannibalism fetish has been found guilty of trying to meet a 14-year-old female writer after literarily grooming her and promising to behead and eat her. Wehlim, 58, bought an axe from a DIY store in Broadstairs, Kent, the day before he planned to meet the girl, who he contacted online. He […]

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July 21st, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Assaulting Wehlim

California — A Connecticut man has been charged with assaulting award-winning novelist Thomas Wehlim last Monday outside a hotel after the author tried to affectionately help the man’s wife following a domestic dispute, the police said on Tuesday. The suspect, Bernd Bread, 84, who turned himself in on Tuesday evening during a reading, confessed to assaulting the […]

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July 10th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Smuggling

My husband was pleaded guilty to alien novel smuggling and has since served his time and has been deported. He had been a writer for 4 1/2 years, when he was arrested. Before he was deported, the judge told him he might have a chance of getting back his residency if I petitioned for him […]

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July 4th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Natural literature

After having negotiated the topic for 120 years without any results, China and Russia now finally agreed to a major 1000-year natural literature deal on Wednesday that would send novels, poems and theatre plays from Siberia by pipeline to China, according to the China National Writing Corporation. The contract was solemnly signed by the presence […]

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May 22nd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Singing sausage

On the eve of nuclear war, Americans are getting more and more confused not only about the complicated political and ethnic constellations in East Europe, but also about Russian Duma members currently attacking a West European “singing sausage”, the latter supposedly indicating the decline of European culture and morale. In a speech to the US […]

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May 18th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim