POTUS instructed a ghost-writer to write his autobiography, and was quite surprised when the ghost-writer called him the next day to tell him that he already completed the book. »Amazing«, said POTUS, »so how many pages does it have?« – »Only one page with two sentences«, said the ghost-writer. – »So read them to me«, insisted POTUS. – »Sentence 1: It’s all fake. Sentence 2: It’s all the fault of the others«. – »Great«, said POTUS, »Great. You are worth your money.«