The warmest January since the cretaceous period. We again have dinosaurs. The coldest May since the Ice Age. A glacier moves through my room. No candles to annihilate me.
Go to post pageMay 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Glacier
May 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Göteborg University
Göteborg University Library lists “Legende von Schatten”. Address: Gothenburg University Library Humanities Library, Renströmsgatan 4, 412 55 Göteborg, Sweden.
Go to post pageMay 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Sleep
No sleep for all of us. The cat broke through the window. The street dogs barked as if devils had come. I am writing a novel to write a novel. I am awaiting tumors. Everybody is awaiting them. Since birth.
Go to post pageMay 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Submissions
I started to prepare several of my English short stories and poems for submission to American, British and Australian literary magazines. As if they could read minds, two days later my mailbox was full with messages stating that I should not, under no circumstances, submit any of my written junk to them, as they, by […]
Go to post pageMay 11th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Dark matter
In his talk at the 17th International Conference on Author Space Physics in Detroit, USA, Thomas Wehlim from Antietam University introduced his new theory on the structure and origin of so-called dark matter. Dark matter has been postulated as an additional type of matter, as visible matter (stars, planets, interstellar dust etc.) can not sufficiently […]
Go to post pageMay 9th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
East China Sea
Russian admiral Th. Wehlimowitsch announced that China and Russia will carry out joint naval maneuver in the East China Sea during May, to show evil America that its naval power now has an equivalent counterpart. Wehlimowitsch furthermore said, the first operation of the naval maneuver will be the annihilation of the Japanese fleet, taking revenge for the destruction of the Tsar’s fleet in […]
Go to post pageMay 9th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Air Policing
The German Secretary of Literature Defence, Thomas Josef Wehlim, announced that Germany has offered NATO to again operate routine air policing in the Baltic States from September to December 2014. For this purpose, Germany will send 6 Eurofighters. NATO already has agreed. The step is viewed as a clear signal to Russia that NATO is determined […]
Go to post pageMay 7th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
SNMCMG1
Standing Nato Mine Countermeasures Group 1 (SNMCMG1), commanded by Captain Th. “Shark” Wehlim, is now operating in the Baltic Sea to protect European Literature against Russian aggression.
Go to post pageMay 7th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Bears
As the crow flies. Russian Tupolew Tu-95 bombers operating reconnaissance flights over the pacific ocean. Approaching the coast of California, said US Air Marshal Th. J. Wehlim.
Go to post pageMay 6th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim
Odessa
Odessa runs mad. Hate has activated all these souls. A civil war does not know the concept of a prisoner of war. Homo sapiens has eliminated homo neandertalensis.
Go to post pageMay 5th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim