I herewith announce that my new novel is terminally ill from cancer. Literary critics diagnosed an inoperable glioblastoma that will lead to complete destruction of all chapters within a few months. The only procedure remaining is spell checking combined with palliative medications. So, finally, I fought years for nothing.
Go to post pageI recently have sent a letter to all American and British literary agencies asking on which topic I should write my first English novel. I argued that – because nobody publishes my German novels – it makes more sense to write in English as I prefer not to be read by 500 million people than […]
Go to post pageThomas Wehlim, chief of LSA (Literature Security Agency) stated that Putin is already starting to destabilize the Baltic states. Two weeks ago the Russian president canceled an agreement on literature data exchange with Latvia. Furthermore, he signed a decree providing a generous honorary salary from the Kremlin Treasury for all Russian-born novel veterans in the Baltic […]
Go to post pageAfter having negotiated the topic for 120 years without any results, China and Russia now finally agreed to a major 1000-year natural literature deal on Wednesday that would send novels, poems and theatre plays from Siberia by pipeline to China, according to the China National Writing Corporation. The contract was solemnly signed by the presence […]
Go to post pageThe library of the Goethe Institut has confirmed that it received a copy of my novel Legende von Schatten. Address: Goethe-Institut Lima, Jirón Nazca 722, Jesús Maria, Lima 11, Peru, Tel: + 51 1 4333180 / Fax: + 51 1 4310494 info@lima.goethe.org
Go to post pageField marshal Wehlim stated that, in case of a Russian attack against the Baltic states, NATO could not defend them effectively. An effective line of defense could only be established in North Poland. This would be exactly the area (Olsztyn, Tannenberg), where – 100 years ago – a Russian army attacking East Prussia was annihilated […]
Go to post pageOn the eve of nuclear war, Americans are getting more and more confused not only about the complicated political and ethnic constellations in East Europe, but also about Russian Duma members currently attacking a West European “singing sausage”, the latter supposedly indicating the decline of European culture and morale. In a speech to the US […]
Go to post pageUS FBI stated today, that oligarch Thomas Wehlim has been identified as the creator of a network of several criminal internet sites, allegedly providing free novels, poems, and theatre plays for download. In fact, the sites infect visitors with a broad range of viruses and other malware. For example, the identified virus “snagger” tries to delete […]
Go to post pageWhat can Guru Wehlim do for this world? Can he write novels that give us new insights concerning all aspects of human beings, such as love, hate, science, society, politics? Can his language be a sort of “symphony of words” that makes our ears happy? I think the answer is: Come to Wehlim and listen […]
Go to post pageToday, an announcement by best-selling author Th. J. (»Joker«) Wehlim, stating that there will be an additional reading fee for his books, caused considerable irritation. In an interview in the New York Times, Wehlim reported plans to implement a registration process for all people having bought one of his books, and then to collect a […]
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