False alarm
As since the eve of mankind the evil West wanted to annihilate Russia and rape its people, any false nuclear alarm will be treated – by the well-informed and best-trained Russian air defense and nuclear forces – as the long-awaited real attack. As the evil belligerent West – the more you repeat it the more persuasive it gets – really one day wanted to destroy dovish Russia and godfather Putin. Thus, the Northern hemisphere then can comfort itself – when starving during the nuclear winter – with the words: »Well, it was only a false alarm that launched these thousands of nuclear rockets.« And the Southern hemisphere will send thankful delegations to the last Northern people.
