Fleet base

Europe’s soft underbelly. The Russian say they would think about giving money to the Greeks, if they applied for it. What would be the price? A Russian fleet base in Greece? Geopolitics reloaded. I do love Greek cheese. But not their horrible music.

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January 30th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Madagascar

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January 28th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Tsar

We all thought Putin does not believe what he is talking about the whole day. That he would use it as propaganda, to seduce his own people. That he knew how far he can go. When old Boris Yeltsin, ill and mentally disordered, withdraw from Russian presidency more than ten years ago, we were happy […]

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January 27th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Rethinking

NATO is rethinking its nuclear strategy, due to the fake attacks of Russian aircrafts in Eastern Europe. If we have such messages now, what will we face in one or two or five years? My neighbor complains about loud children around the corner. I start to collect sugar, water, and canned food in my cupboards.

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January 26th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Sex hotline

NATO is trying to re-install the sex hotline between NATO command center and Russian chief of staff. To avoid fatal misunderstandings concerning penetrations of Russian forces into NATO territory and vice versa. But: You cannot implement a hotline to a wounded bear. It will attack you whatever it takes. Russia is honest and full of […]

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January 25th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Russian attacks

Literature president Th. J. Wehlim demanded the European Union to invest more money for their military forces to be better prepared in case of Russian bestseller attacks in Eastern and Middle Europe. For example, it could not be accepted that Germany, having the strongest economy in Europe, could provide only forty Eurofighter combat aircrafts and […]

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January 24th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Exploding books

For just under $300, a fan of Thomas Wehlim will have the opportunity to purchase the author’s next book and watch it explode a day after opening it. The self-destructing book is part of a plan to promote Mr. Wehlim’s next title, “Novel Bomb”, due out Jan. 31 from Barnes & Faber. The price tag […]

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January 21st, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Try

Hackers: Try admin / qwerqwer3. My novels. We all hope that this Charlie Hebdo discussion is fading out. 17 million corpses in Europe.

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January 20th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Sayings A

A tumor in the brain is worth two in the guts STOP An author does not eat an author STOP A leg does not lie STOP A book that is read gathers no dust STOP A book speaks louder than its author STOP After the reading comes the writing STOP All roads lead to Wehlim STOP All that […]

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January 16th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Zhirinovsky

Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda never existed STOP 9/11 was staged by US government and Mossad STOP US congress is occupied by Israeli secret forces STOP Russian atomic bombs should be brought to detonation in the North Atlantic to flood evil GB STOP Europe is suppressed by US STOP Baltic states, Finland and Poland belong […]

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January 11th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim