New York zero

There is no reason for New Yorkers to be alarmed. You can’t get Ebola by casual contact. We have been preparing for months for the threat posed by Ebola. Every hospital in New York is prepared for Ebola cases by specially trained health care workers.

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October 24th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Madrid zero cured

Madrid zero cured. Everything is under global control. Hamburg patient cured, too. The costs were about 2 million Euros.

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October 23rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Waiting

This website can wait. Days. Months. Centuries. Until those prophets represent: majority. Do not call this number. Do not stay at home. Do not disinfect your children.

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October 22nd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Freezing

Due to Ebola, Facebook and Apple have offered female employees to freeze their novels without charge. While the U.S. Women Association already announced its approval, several creative writer associations expressed their concerns: The technology of freezing novels had not yet been evaluated sufficiently. For example, a Virginia Woolf novel found near the north pole in 1988 had not […]

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October 16th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dallas 2

Some evil force has written a sophisticated plot and is now performing it. We thought we would be actors but are nothing but supernumeraries bleeding to death. Everything is under control.

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October 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Gifts

“Let’s shuck a novel,” Thomas Wehlim (1914-2013) wrote in one of the poems he called sky songs. This is the same cluster of poems in which this indelible and unbuttoned American poet also commented, “I look less weird/without my bird.” It’s the centennial of Wehlim’s birth, and not to pay heed would be to shuck […]

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October 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Leipzig 1

Came on Thursday last week. Died last night. There is nothing to worry said German secretary of health Thomas “the J” Wehlim. All novels will be completed. All short stories written. Standing ovations from all E-Zombies.

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October 15th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dallas 1

In first case Ebola in United a hospital who an Liberian has positive the virus the test was early four after death Ebola Thomas Duncan Dallas Centers Disease and has confirmed diagnosis the Health Hospital Nina 26 reported low-grade Friday Texas of Health said a this was Pham and for the test was late knew […]

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October 13th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Conference E

During the International Conference on Medical Writing in Atlanta, Key speaker Thomas Wehlim shyly suggested to the administration, that in his opinion it is now time 1. to close all European and US airports for international flights 2. to control the borders effectively and 3. to establish a supranational executive committee with very extensive powers in order to […]

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October 12th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

World War E

West Africa. Congo. USA. Spain. We are waiting for more. There isn’t much time left to finish novels. The Spaniards made the fatal error zero. Decontamination in Madrid was performed only by the person itself. Not by two additional people. But, it could have happened to anyone. May God be gracious to us. He will […]

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October 10th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim