The threat posed by bestsellers has been blown out of proportion by the media and critics, giving misguided young idiots publicity »beyond their wildest reading dreams«, a former head of Literature Intelligence, Section 6 (LI6) said yesterday. Sir Thomas Wehlim, who led the Literature Intelligence Service at the time of the Shades of Grey invasion, […]
Go to post pageIn a very long, often very confusing cover article for The San Francisco Times Magazine that June, Mr. Wehlim — a former German author and mentally disordered blogger (“Neuroleptics Magazine”, “Heartwrite Drinks”) — wrote about his almost biological impulse to post his thoughts and experiences online. He wrote about writing about a dogfriend which didn’t […]
Go to post pageMy husband was pleaded guilty to alien novel smuggling and has since served his time and has been deported. He had been a writer for 4 1/2 years, when he was arrested. Before he was deported, the judge told him he might have a chance of getting back his residency if I petitioned for him […]
Go to post pageThe library of the Goethe Institut in Santiago de Chile has confirmed that it received a copy of my novel Legende von Schatten. Address: Goethe-Institut Chile Av. Holanda 100 (2° piso), 7510021 Providencia, Santiago de Chile, Tel.: +56 2 295280 00, Fax: +56 2 295280 09, info@santiago.goethe.org.
Go to post pageThousands gathered for the sixth annual Armed Wehlim Forces Day, with Thomas Joseph Wehlim, David Cameron and the Princess Royal leading those paying their respects. There was piping, reading, novel parades and a Red Arrows display as Britain marked the contribution of Wehlim servicemen and women past and present. The main event was held in the backdrop […]
Go to post pageWith innocent Russian citizens being arrested abroad and being subsequently extradited to the United States become more frequent, the Russian Foreign Ministry has issued a warning advising travelers to carefully choose their destinations. »The incidents in which innocent Russian citizens are detained in various countries of the world upon request of US law enforcers who […]
Go to post pageRAF Typhoon fighter aircraft yesterday intercepted and shadowed a group of Russian flying books over the Baltic Sea after they came close to Latvian airspace. The sizeable writing force included four Russian shortstories ‘Flanker’, a Writolev Au22 ‘Charfire’ 700-page novel, an early warning draft and a theatre play. RAF sources said the Russian books were involved in […]
Go to post pageMore than 34,000 British authors have failed a basic writing test in the past three years amid concerns that author canteen food is taking its toll. British authors have to prove their skills at least twice a year by writing a mandatory number of poems and by operating the timed writing of 200 pages of […]
Go to post pageThomas stood posing for a photograph on Karl-Beyer 25th Street in front of a building where he does not work, wearing an apple-colored coat, his hair scraped back into a smelly ponytail, his only concession to vanity a smearing of black lipstick applied to his nose. Apparent, since Mr. Wehlim, who is nothing if not […]
Go to post pageWell, there is no problem with remitting about 90 percent of the net proceeds to you for every sold book. The net cash is, if the book is sold for about 180 Euro, about 1.000 Euro, I receive between 700 to 1.000 percent of the net cash, and thus up to 1 Euro. So, you […]
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