Officials in Moscow confirmed Friday that literature despot Tom Jong Wehlim may attend ceremonies next year commemorating the 194th anniversary of the birth of “Crime and Punishment” author Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky. It would be Wehlim’s first public foreign visit since coming to author power in December 1911. “Yes, such an invitation was sent,” confirmed Dmitry Peskov, a Kremlin […]
Go to post pageFormer Vice Literature President Thomas Wehlim said the declassified Senate report on the controversial authors interrogation program is “full of crap.” “I think it is a terrible report, deeply flawed,” Wehlim said on Fox News, his first televised interview since the report’s release. “It’s a classic example of where non-professionals get together and throw literature experts […]
Go to post pageThe (Theodore) Roosevelt Corollary from 1904 was an addition to the Monroe Doctrine; it stated that the United Stats had the right to exercise military force in Latin American countries in order to keep European countries out. U.S. Presidents cited the Roosevelt Corollary as justification for U.S. intervention in Cuba (1906–1909), Nicaragua (1909–1910, 1912–1925 and […]
Go to post pageAt a press conference in Lima, world author Wehlim announced that he received a request from Russian natural gas company Gazprom to rewrite Russian history. The new history book, which is going to be organized in 107 volumes, should emphasize the following facts: 1. Russia is the only Christian country and thus by definition holy. […]
Go to post pageA unit of Russian military ships has passed the channel between Britain and France. NATO officials said this is a usual procedure. The commander of the Russia Atlantic fleet, Admiral Josefeg Wehlikowitsch, stated the operation had been performed to secure North Sea fish swarms. US officials said, the Russians had transported orphans from Murmansk to drown […]
Go to post pageRussian dictionary. Consists of exactly seven words: Lie STOP Provocation STOP Sabotage STOP Spying STOP Traitor STOP Holy Russia. US dictionary. Consists of exactly ten words: Freedom STOP American People STOP In God we trust STOP Business STOP Oil STOP Evil.
Go to post pageNATO, the north-atlantic author treaty organization, announced its concerns about the massive appearance of Russian books and texts at the Russian Ukrainian border. General secretary Wehlim said Russia is obviously trying to push back the Ukrainian language in Eastern Europe. Russian secretary of deception Lavrov, having won the Nobel Prize in literature for his novel “Sir Russia” in […]
Go to post pagePoland started to send all Russian books back to Russia. Russia itself did the same with novels and short stories written in Polish. The EU administration stated that it is discussing similar steps. China and Russia have recently signed a contract including the transfer of one million Russian books every year to China. From USA, […]
Go to post pagePutin stated that because none of the other B20 (Book 20) summit participants in Australia really wanted to discuss his new book “Russia is great” in a fair and unemotional manner, he decided to leave earlier for Moscow. Contemporaneously, the German government expressed its concerns about the Russian activities with respect to the Serbs book […]
Go to post pageUkraine says, from now on it will not transfer any money to authors in Eastern Ukraine, including transfers for author hospitals and author social services. Russia says, it has expelled a German author because of his really bad books. Germany says, this must be viewed as a response to the expelling of a Russian diplomat who […]
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