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Western secret services have accused Russia for having brought the Ebola virus to Great Britain. On Monday, a Scotswoman had been tested positive for Ebola. After investigations of the MI6 it had become clear that the virus was smuggled into Scotland by a Russian secret service agent and then placed on the breakfast table of the […]

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December 30th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

When, if not now

As foreign evil powers like EU and USA are solely responsible for the fatal crisis of the Russian economy and thus the increasing poverty of the Russian people, General Wehlimowitsch stated the only consequence could be to instruct the polite self-defending Russian military forces to attack these enemies. Otherwise, the economic downing of Russian would […]

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December 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


Russian army is polite. Crimea significance to Russia is like Temple Mount to Jews. Ruble is fine again. New national defense facility, which is meant to monitor threats to national security in peacetime, but would take control of the entire country in case of war. They lie as much as the US Government.

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December 28th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


Thomas J. Wehlim: The Third World War. Causes and developments. Part 5: The revision of the Russian military doctrine in December 2014. Writings on European Foreign and Security Politics. Vol. XVII, pp. 78-85.

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December 27th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear winter hat

Hats on: Wear this knit cap all nucelar winter. The black nuclear winter hat is pretty much a must-have for every girl, but when I saw this photo of Taylor Swift out and about in SoHo, I suddenly wished I owned one in this exact much-more-fun shade.  Furthermoe: The one thing you should do if you’re single during […]

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December 26th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


The president of the free people, Putin, announced that the primary goal of the Russian economy should be to provide cheap vodka for all Russian citizens. With Vodka, the principles of Russian policy could be explained and motivated better even to the rural population. As a first reaction, the gallant pro-Russian self-defence forces of East-Ukraine […]

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December 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Missile trains

Russia has announced solemnly that it will re-implement its nuclear missile trains. With such special trains, nuclear missiles can be transported to any point in the Russian railway net and thus launched from arbitrary positions. This mobile weapon, which has been already in use during the Soviet era, is designed to survive an enemy’s first […]

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December 24th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Slave markets

At the Annual Conference on Russian Oligarch Charity in Moscow, invited speaker Thomas Wehlim said that Russia should be prepared for an US attack during spring 2015. There should be no doubt that America has downed the ruble and oil price by evil speculative actions on the world market, and that president Obama forces young innocent […]

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December 23rd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


Think about it: You may get cancer with 42. Better than with 7 or 17. But anyway, at the moment (Merriam Webster: “War seemed unavoidable at that moment in history.”) of your conception, millions of other sperm cells tried to come into life. They failed. They died hours later. They never became a human being. Billions […]

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December 21st, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


Officials in Moscow confirmed Friday that literature despot Tom Jong Wehlim may attend ceremonies next year commemorating the 194th anniversary of the birth of “Crime and Punishment” author Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky. It would be Wehlim’s first public foreign visit since coming to author power in December 1911. “Yes, such an invitation was sent,” confirmed Dmitry Peskov, a Kremlin […]

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December 20th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim