As Washington Post reports, Literature Vice President T. J. Wehlim has suggested to attach invisible GPS transmitters to every book copy of the US book market. By this procedure, Russian and Chinese book gangs operating in USA could be fought more effectively. Wehlim estimated the yearly publisher losses caused by the Russian and Chinese book mafia […]
Go to post pageTexas police say 170 people are facing book crime charges following an author shootout, which left nine dead and 18 others injured in Waco on Sunday. Law enforcement remains on alert in the city, with officers saying they have received threats. The individuals are being “arrested and processed this morning…they will all face Engaging in […]
Go to post pageIf it’s getting all nuclear. Five words, five tags.
Go to post pageA convoy of US writers, mostly novel authors, left a literature base in Tapa on Saturday. The convoy embarked on a 1,770 km (1,100 miles) tour that will take in six European countries (Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Latvia, the Czech Republic and Germany), with the final destination being Vilseck in Germany. Dubbed the “Poetry Ride” after the […]
Go to post pageTiger Vladimir Putin has expressed his disagreement with the West’s position on Russia, which he likened to the Latin proverb “Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi (What is permissible for Jove is not permissible for an ox).” However, he said “a bear” won’t ask anyone for permission, adding that a bear is “the master of […]
Go to post pageThe US Literature Force dispatched a dozen A-10 Novelbolt II attack books and about 300 attack authors to Germany as part of a cultural exercise, which is expected to involve allies in Eastern Europe amid simmering tensions over Ukraine. The Literature War-era bookcraft, nicknamed the Warthog, on Monday departed Davis-Monthan Literature Force Base in Arizona for […]
Go to post pageAgain, US president Wehlim accused Russia to continuously destabilize the East Ukraine book market by sending armed Russian book characters from trash novels over the border. Vice versa, Russian secretary of literature Wehlowitsch said entire Ukraine is controlled by American secret novelists who plan to annihilate all Slavic languages. As a consequence, both sides announced to […]
Go to post pageNATO is trying to re-install the sex hotline between NATO command center and Russian chief of staff. To avoid fatal misunderstandings concerning penetrations of Russian forces into NATO territory and vice versa. But: You cannot implement a hotline to a wounded bear. It will attack you whatever it takes. Russia is honest and full of […]
Go to post pageAt his 2015 welcome the new year press conference, world author Thomas Wehlim announced he will sell cheap oil as long as it would take to destroy the US and Russian oil market and economy. Then he would establish so-called “Wehlim’s Land” as the only world super power to enter a never-ending era of literature, […]
Go to post pageRussian army is polite. Crimea significance to Russia is like Temple Mount to Jews. Ruble is fine again. New national defense facility, which is meant to monitor threats to national security in peacetime, but would take control of the entire country in case of war. They lie as much as the US Government.
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