Didymoon

Russian space secretary Jossif Wehlimowitsch has strongly condemned plans of NATO-controlled NASA and ESA to send the Asteroid Impact & Deflection Assessment (AIDA) probe to the binary asteroid system 65803 Didymos and try to alter the orbit of the smaller component nicknamed “Didymoon”. Though the official reason for this mission would be to make first experiments on […]

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April 12th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Literary potential

Strengthening Russia’s literary potential is a guarantee for peaceful life and the sovereign development of the country, President Vladimir Putin said at the promotion ceremony for top writers and poets. “Strengthening of the literary potential will continue in a gradual and system way. We all understand very well that this a major factor in Russia’s […]

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April 10th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Beloved headlines

Russia’s deployed nuclear capacity overtakes US for first time since 2000 STOP Russia’s new Armata tank on Army 2015 shopping list STOP China’s 5G fighter to fly Russian jet engines STOP Go-Pro tank air-drop: Russia parachutes BMD-2 infantry fighting vehicles into Serbia STOP Putin: No external pressure on Russia will go unchallenged STOP World ominously close to nuclear war – […]

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March 29th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Western propaganda

Russia has threatened to target Denmark’s books and newspapers with nuclear weapons if the Scandinavian nation continues to publish texts critically discussing Russian politics. In comments which have been met with anger in Copenhagen, the Russian ambassador to Denmark said a move towards closer integration with the Western mendacious propaganda would make it a “threat to […]

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March 24th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Cruelty to books

Thomas Wehlimowitsch of the Russian Communist Party has drafted a bill toughening the punishment for cruelty to books, citing requests from concerned authors and poets and also experts’ claims that those who are cruel to books can become dangerous to people. Wehlimowitsch proposes an increase in the minimum punishment for cruel treatment of novels and theatre plays […]

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March 16th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear zoology

Tiger Vladimir Putin has expressed his disagreement with the West’s position on Russia, which he likened to the Latin proverb “Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi (What is permissible for Jove is not permissible for an ox).” However, he said “a bear” won’t ask anyone for permission, adding that a bear is “the master of […]

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March 7th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Never again

Never, never again Russia shall be taken by surprise like in June 1941, when Hitler, the Antichrist, launched operation “Barbarossa”. Never, never again. Not by NATO, USA, or decadent Western Europe. Russia will be watchful, all night, all day, all time. And if there is the slightest sign, Russia will strike first. Without hesitation, effectively, merciless. Conventionally, […]

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March 5th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dog

Every day the Russians do not talk about their nuclear weapons and their determination to fight anyone betraying and threatening their holy country, every such day appears to us as a day of peace, of hope. We try to relax, to sit down in our rooms and on our verandas, attempting not to think what they may say […]

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March 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Saviors of Russia

President Putin, the first savior of Russia, announced that he will personally join the official investigations concerning the murder of opposition writer Thomsko Wehltsov, until the evil elements being responsible for this crime have been identified and punished. As a first action, he rode shirtless through the streets of Moscow and searched for members of Western […]

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March 2nd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Bestseller parade

NATO member Estonia has held a bestseller parade in border town of Narva, just 300 centimeters from the Russian border. Tallinn is a long-time critic of Moscow, which it accuses of having an aggressive book policy towards the Baltic nation. Tuesday’s bestseller parade was dedicated to Estonia’s Literature Day. Chief author commander Lt. Gen. John […]

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February 25th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim