Cossack arsenal. I still have another website. Put Melperone into the coffee. Once again, I will not go to the oncologist.

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October 2nd, 2016 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Bounty hunter

Cat the Bounty Hunter wants to go after Thomas Wehlim, author of USA-criticising novel “The Days of Caliphate”, for the honor and security of America. He’s even willing to invade Russia to get the job done, according to reports. Cat (whose real name is Stephen Clapman announced that he would enter Russia – illegally, if necessary […]

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June 14th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


As Washington Post reports, Literature Vice President T. J. Wehlim has suggested to attach invisible GPS transmitters to every book copy of the US book market. By this procedure, Russian and Chinese book gangs operating in USA could be fought more effectively. Wehlim estimated the yearly publisher losses caused by the Russian and Chinese book mafia […]

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May 28th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


Russia’s lower house has given final approval to a bill that, once signed into law, will prohibit the activities of foreign books if prosecutors recognize them as threatening to Russia’s security or defense potential. The bill was drafted jointly by two opposition MPs – Aleksandr Garnavsky of the Reading Russia party and Anton Oshchenko of […]

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May 23rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Book stores

NATO leaders warned Russia not to implement Russian book stores on Crimea. This would be understood as a provocation and would further destabilize the balance of the international book market. The Russian reply argued that the majority of the Russian-based population on Crimea had to be supplied with books in their mother language. Retired cavalry […]

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May 14th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Book Wolves 2

After having wandered around trough half of Europe on their zombie bikes, Putin’s book wolves now are on their way to Berlin where they want to perform a reading on Russian literature. As wolf president Saldostanow stated, his NGO wants to honour Russian authors such as Solzhenitsyn and to strengthen the friendly ties between Western Europe and Russia, the […]

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May 7th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Finnish authors preparing

The Finnish Literature Forces are to send letters to all 900,000 of the country’s authors at the beginning of this month, informing them what their role would be in a “book crisis situation”, causing a row over whether such a move is necessary. Finland, with its population of 5.2 million, has a small professional author […]

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May 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

What for

If it’s getting all nuclear. Five words, five tags.

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May 1st, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Text pipeline

Russia is planning to pay Greece large a multibillion advance against future profits from operating a text pipeline that would pump Russian literature products through Turkey and Greece to the rest of Southern Europe, German magazine Spiegel reported. The literature deal may be signed as soon as Tuesday next week, said a report citing a […]

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April 18th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Putin’s Book Wolves

Russian book biker gang to ride reading route through Europe. Poland’s prime minister has branded the plans by a group of literary Russian bikers, the so-called “Book wolves” to stage a “reading ride” from Moscow to Berlin later this month a “provocation”. The Book Wolves are staunch supporters of President Vladimir Putin, and say they want […]

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April 17th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim