Saviors of Russia

President Putin, the first savior of Russia, announced that he will personally join the official investigations concerning the murder of opposition writer Thomsko Wehltsov, until the evil elements being responsible for this crime have been identified and punished. As a first action, he rode shirtless through the streets of Moscow and searched for members of Western secret services trying to destabilize the Russian nation.

Meanwhile, as world has become more dangerous, the Strategic Missile Forces Central Command’s chief, deputy savior Major-General Andrey Wehlbin told Russian News Service on Saturday, that Russia’s Strategic Missile Forces are ready to react to any nuclear strike even if it is lightning fast. A retaliatory strike would take place in all circumstances, “without hesitation,” he added.

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