Trousers

Do not misinterpret the photo. The guy in short trousers who seems to push Switzer is her coach trying to protect her. The bad guy Jock Semple is the older man behind her in long trousers you can barely see. Semple really was a psychopathic idiot, who also – when running himself years before – […]

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July 11th, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Footnotes

Thomas J. Wehlim: Collected Footnotes. Watch out for the gas stove.

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June 30th, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Galloper

Galloper. Bombardier to Pilot: Plane is again yours.

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June 18th, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Secretary of Dullness

Please always appreciate the exceedingly professional work of SoD (Secretary of Dullness) Pete Hegseth and his orc gang, which has the potential of relieving the budgets of many foreign intelligence services: It was apparently already possible to foresee a military action in Washington, D.C. on Thursday evening – due to the many pizza orders around […]

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June 14th, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Unless

Perfectly useless unless they had doped themselves with opium.

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May 31st, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Classified

Jesus Christ. In Washington DC, US journalist Thomas Joseph was sentenced to 15 years in prison by a federal court for calling “so-called” US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth an incompetent idiot in one of his articles. The sentence, according to the court, is as follows: 1 year for insult, 14 years for publishing classified […]

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May 29th, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Shooter

Active shooter alarm. Navigation by terror.

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May 3rd, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Messiah

Overporned: During his audience with the Pope on Easter Sunday, JDV tried to convince Franziskus that Trump was the new Messiah and that a third Testament would now be written. The Testament of deals. Providently, the pope died the next day.

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April 22nd, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Beasts

The ridiculous beasts are the most dangerous ones. Margie doesn’t play the game.

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April 12th, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Semicolon

When to use a semicolon. JDV: More mouth than brain.

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April 1st, 2025 by Thomas Josef Wehlim