Exploding books

For just under $300, a fan of Thomas Wehlim will have the opportunity to purchase the author’s next book and watch it explode a day after opening it. The self-destructing book is part of a plan to promote Mr. Wehlim’s next title, “Novel Bomb”, due out Jan. 31 from Barnes & Faber. The price tag […]

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January 21st, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Try

Hackers: Try admin / qwerqwer3. My novels. We all hope that this Charlie Hebdo discussion is fading out. 17 million corpses in Europe.

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January 20th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Sayings A

A tumor in the brain is worth two in the guts STOP An author does not eat an author STOP A leg does not lie STOP A book that is read gathers no dust STOP A book speaks louder than its author STOP After the reading comes the writing STOP All roads lead to Wehlim STOP All that […]

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January 16th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Zhirinovsky

Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda never existed STOP 9/11 was staged by US government and Mossad STOP US congress is occupied by Israeli secret forces STOP Russian atomic bombs should be brought to detonation in the North Atlantic to flood evil GB STOP Europe is suppressed by US STOP Baltic states, Finland and Poland belong […]

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January 11th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Wehlim downgraded

Fitch has downgraded Wehlim’s credit rating and painted a horrific picture of a struggling writer’s cardiovascular circuit, falling book prices, high truism inflation and declining international literature reserves. The ratings agency cut the author to BBB- from BBB with a negative outlook, meaning further downgrades are possible. But it was the language Fitch used in its reasoning that was most […]

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January 10th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

World cup 2018

As the soccer world cup 2018 will not take place anymore in Russia due to World War III, president Putin announced that the newly built stadium in St. Petersburg would be from now on used as a mobile nuclear missile launch base to fight against US and EU imperialism. Mobility would be achieved by installing 12.000 wheels […]

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January 6th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Log

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January 4th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Oil

At his 2015 welcome the new year press conference, world author Thomas Wehlim announced he will sell cheap oil as long as it would take to destroy the US and Russian oil market and economy. Then he would establish so-called “Wehlim’s Land” as the only world super power to enter a never-ending era of literature, […]

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January 2nd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Polite

Russian army is polite. Crimea significance to Russia is like Temple Mount to Jews. Ruble is fine again. New national defense facility, which is meant to monitor threats to national security in peacetime, but would take control of the entire country in case of war. They lie as much as the US Government.

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December 28th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Vodka

The president of the free people, Putin, announced that the primary goal of the Russian economy should be to provide cheap vodka for all Russian citizens. With Vodka, the principles of Russian policy could be explained and motivated better even to the rural population. As a first reaction, the gallant pro-Russian self-defense forces of East-Ukraine […]

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December 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim