Cruelty to books

Thomas Wehlimowitsch of the Russian Communist Party has drafted a bill toughening the punishment for cruelty to books, citing requests from concerned authors and poets and also experts’ claims that those who are cruel to books can become dangerous to people. Wehlimowitsch proposes an increase in the minimum punishment for cruel treatment of novels and theatre plays […]

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March 16th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear zoology (comments)

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March 8th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear zoology

Tiger Vladimir Putin has expressed his disagreement with the West’s position on Russia, which he likened to the Latin proverb “Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi (What is permissible for Jove is not permissible for an ox).” However, he said “a bear” won’t ask anyone for permission, adding that a bear is “the master of […]

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March 7th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Never again

Never, never again Russia shall be taken by surprise like in June 1941, when Hitler, the Antichrist, launched operation “Barbarossa”. Never, never again. Not by NATO, USA, or decadent Western Europe. Russia will be watchful, all night, all day, all time. And if there is the slightest sign, Russia will strike first. Without hesitation, effectively, merciless. Conventionally, […]

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March 5th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Dog

Every day the Russians do not talk about their nuclear weapons and their determination to fight anyone betraying and threatening their holy country, every such day appears to us as a day of peace, of hope. We try to relax, to sit down in our rooms and on our verandas, attempting not to think what they may say […]

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March 3rd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Saviors of Russia

President Putin, the first savior of Russia, announced that he will personally join the official investigations concerning the murder of opposition writer Thomsko Wehltsov, until the evil elements being responsible for this crime have been identified and punished. As a first action, he rode shirtless through the streets of Moscow and searched for members of Western […]

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March 2nd, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Bestseller parade

NATO member Estonia has held a bestseller parade in border town of Narva, just 300 centimeters from the Russian border. Tallinn is a long-time critic of Moscow, which it accuses of having an aggressive book policy towards the Baltic nation. Tuesday’s bestseller parade was dedicated to Estonia’s Literature Day. Chief author commander Lt. Gen. John […]

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February 25th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

A-10 attack books

The US Literature Force dispatched a dozen A-10 Novelbolt II attack books and about 300 attack authors to Germany as part of a cultural exercise, which is expected to involve allies in Eastern Europe amid simmering tensions over Ukraine. The Literature War-era bookcraft, nicknamed the Warthog, on Monday departed Davis-Monthan Literature Force Base in Arizona […]

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February 13th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Character addresses

Th. J. Wehlim is accused in court to have sold illegally more than two million private addresses of novel characters. According to the lawyers of a large publisher association, Wehlim had automatically scanned nearly every novel of American literature of the last three decades, including all master works of Franzen, DFW and DeLillo, identified all characters and […]

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February 8th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Character auction

As with former novels, world author Th. J Wehlim has now opened a new auction at Sotheby’s for a number of book characters for his next novel “Her name was Revenge”. During this auction, celebrities, politicians and artists can bid at the auction to be one of the book characters. The minimum bid for a main […]

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February 4th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim