Due to Ebola, Facebook and Apple have offered female employees to freeze their novels without charge. While the U.S. Women Association already announced its approval, several creative writer associations expressed their concerns: The technology of freezing novels had not yet been evaluated sufficiently. For example, a Virginia Woolf novel found near the north pole in 1988 had not […]
Go to post pageSome evil force has written a sophisticated plot and is now performing it. We thought we would be actors but are nothing but supernumeraries bleeding to death. Everything is under control.
Go to post page“Let’s shuck a novel,” Thomas Wehlim (1914-2013) wrote in one of the poems he called sky songs. This is the same cluster of poems in which this indelible and unbuttoned American poet also commented, “I look less weird/without my bird.” It’s the centennial of Wehlim’s birth, and not to pay heed would be to shuck […]
Go to post pageCame on Thursday last week. Died last night. There is nothing to worry said German secretary of health Thomas “the J” Wehlim. All novels will be completed. All short stories written. Standing ovations from all E-Zombies.
Go to post pageIn first case Ebola in United a hospital who an Liberian has positive the virus the test was early four after death Ebola Thomas Duncan Dallas Centers Disease and has confirmed diagnosis the Health Hospital Nina 26 reported low-grade Friday Texas of Health said a this was Pham and for the test was late knew […]
Go to post pageDuring the International Conference on Medical Writing in Atlanta, Key speaker Thomas Wehlim shyly suggested to the administration, that in his opinion it is now time 1. to close all European and US airports for international flights 2. to control the borders effectively and 3. to establish a supranational executive committee with very extensive powers in order to […]
Go to post pageWest Africa. Congo. USA. Spain. We are waiting for more. There isn’t much time left to finish novels. The Spaniards made the fatal error zero. Decontamination in Madrid was performed only by the person itself. Not by two additional people. But, it could have happened to anyone. May God be gracious to us. He will […]
Go to post pageSpanish authorities have ordered the assassination of the dog of the Ebola infected female nurse, due to safety reasons. Her husband, who has also been admitted to quarantine ward of a hospital because of infection risk,started an Internet campaign with tens of thousands of supporters. “Our dog is alone in the apartment and has food and water. It […]
Go to post pageBrussels not worried that Ebola virus could spread further in Europe, despite infection of Spanish nurse in Madrid. Would be “highly unlikely”. EU Commission now hoping to get answers from Spanish authorities on Wednesday. As always, no reasons for concerns. As always, everything is under control. As always, let us wait for more detailed investigations and […]
Go to post pageEurope is lost. Spanish tinkers brought the evil to us. A female healthcare worker in Madrid has become infected with Ebola when nursing a Spanish priest brought from Sierra Leone. They bring us people already sentenced to death. Humanity is transformed into inhumanity.
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