At a press conference in Lima, world author Wehlim announced that he received a request from Russian natural gas company Gazprom to rewrite Russian history. The new history book, which is going to be organized in 107 volumes, should emphasize the following facts: 1. Russia is the only Christian country and thus by definition holy. 2. All world natural gas resources belong to Gazprom. 3. USA and EU are controlled by extraterrestrial cruel aliens who aim to destroy Russia and to abuse all Russian females. Wehlim further stated that Gazprom offered him a 5 Billion Dollar contract for this job.

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