Hegseth
As an undercover informant told WEHLIM TODAY, SoD Pete Hegseth was admitted to the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center near Washington the night before last with symptoms similar to poisoning. An initial examination revealed that his tongue, almost his entire oral mucosa, and parts of his throat were covered with a thin, slightly shiny lipoid layer. However, after further toxicological tests, the all-clear was given. The coating was not poison in the strict sense, but shoe polish.