As the soccer world cup 2018 will not take place anymore in Russia due to World War III, president Putin announced that the newly built stadium in St. Petersburg would be from now on used as a mobile nuclear missile launch base to fight against US and EU imperialism. Mobility would be achieved by installing 12.000 wheels […]
Go to post pageThere is no way to get out of this. In his dark room called soul, Putinio said he would rather launch a nuclear missile than to budge. Russia is a holy empire, and even holy if destroyed nuclear. The audience politely applauded.
Go to post pageAs foreign evil powers like EU and USA are solely responsible for the fatal crisis of the Russian economy and thus the increasing poverty of the Russian people, General Wehlimowitsch stated the only consequence could be to instruct the polite self-defending Russian military forces to attack these enemies. Otherwise, the economic downing of Russian would […]
Go to post pageRussian army is polite. Crimea significance to Russia is like Temple Mount to Jews. Ruble is fine again. New national defense facility, which is meant to monitor threats to national security in peacetime, but would take control of the entire country in case of war. They lie as much as the US Government.
Go to post pageThomas J. Wehlim: The Third World War. Causes and developments. Part 5: The revision of the Russian military doctrine in December 2014. Writings on European Foreign and Security Politics. Vol. XVII, pp. 78-85.
Go to post pageHats on: Wear this knit cap all nucelar winter. The black nuclear winter hat is pretty much a must-have for every girl, but when I saw this photo of Taylor Swift out and about in SoHo, I suddenly wished I owned one in this exact much-more-fun shade. Furthermoe: The one thing you should do if you’re single during […]
Go to post pageThe president of the free people, Putin, announced that the primary goal of the Russian economy should be to provide cheap vodka for all Russian citizens. With Vodka, the principles of Russian policy could be explained and motivated better even to the rural population. As a first reaction, the gallant pro-Russian self-defence forces of East-Ukraine […]
Go to post pageA unit of Russian military ships has passed the channel between Britain and France. NATO officials said this is a usual procedure. The commander of the Russia Atlantic fleet, Admiral Josefeg Wehlikowitsch, stated the operation had been performed to secure North Sea fish swarms. US officials said, the Russians had transported orphans from Murmansk to drown […]
Go to post pageDefence for our time. It is the Stalin tactics. Question: Oh, may be I am not the right one anymore to lead Russia (Winter 1941). What do you think? Answer: Oh, great leader, we beseech you, you are the only one to manage this apocalyptic crisis and the struggle against the evil powers. Question: So I […]
Go to post pageState Department has a dignity. Our countries have a dignity. I would be degrading to travel to Moscow or Minsk again and again. The next day they are telling new lies. Propaganda is their blood. Maybe they believe in their own fairy tales. May be not. War will come, either way.
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