Putin’s conference

Today, during his annual world press conference, Putin said that the Russian book market is developing in a satisfying manner, showing an overall plus of 1,5 percent. Furthermore, the Kremlin palace had been fortified and armed by modern artillery, to counter-act in case of a terrorist revolution initiated by American-Ukrainian forces. A journalist laughing in the last row of seats agreed to receive a Polonium / Valium injection and was removed from the hall.

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