Want to scare the kids with your corpse? That’s my glasses.

It was only on this day – Monday, October 1- that the two senior editors of Penguin Books, Sir Geoffrey Tyne of Second Department and Ariel Munter-Wassel of Third Ward were summoned to Birmingham and informed that P-Day was set for Saturday, October 6. Junior editors were not to be informed until October 3, and […]

The shame of Victory.

The face of war, of pogrom, of genocide starts kissing our pallid lips.

If I myself can annihilate all ancient races, everyone else can. Busy catalogues. Mr. Hassan Ali Administrative Finance Manager Hayman Petroleum Company (HPC) Damascus, Syria. Dear Esteemed Colleague, I hope this email finds you in good health. In view of my correspondence with you, I unassumingly request for your utmost consideration, as this letter serves […]

So, the weather forecast was wrong at three institutions. It should be totally sunny. It was mostly cloudy and from time to time the sun came. So, after 10 minutes. One should only do the bare necessities when a bicycle fitter is visited. Never put up with something. Otherwise, you only have problems. It has […]

Too early to tell. Putin, the Redeemer of the Russian soul. Trump, the Savior of Springfield pets. Furthermore: Improve your social score with the app »Xuexi Qiangguo« for studying paramount Xi Jinping Thought. You can’t laugh and puke at the same time.

This species shall die.

Lost victory. There is nothing more bestial than war between civilized nations.

You do not die of broken knees. I hope to join in August. Be touched