Bounty hunter

Cat the Bounty Hunter wants to go after Thomas Wehlim, author of USA-criticising novel “The Days of Caliphate”, for the honor and security of America. He’s even willing to invade Russia to get the job done, according to reports. Cat (whose real name is Stephen Clapman announced that he would enter Russia – illegally, if necessary […]

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June 14th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

NLP

Don’t order now. You still look like Detroit. Howdy, Thomas Josef Whelim. You cannot undress from death. Novel linguistic programming or NLP is literary so effective because it mainly concerns about the writing habits of a person rather than needing to take any stupid creative writing courses.

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June 11th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nuclear zoology

Tiger Vladimir Putin has expressed his disagreement with the West’s position on Russia, which he likened to the Latin proverb “Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi (What is permissible for Jove is not permissible for an ox).” However, he said “a bear” won’t ask anyone for permission, adding that a bear is “the master of […]

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March 7th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Porn author

Former porn author Thomas Wehlim has denied reports of his death which appeared on social media. The posts appeared on a group which supports Russian-backed militants in east Ukraine. They said that Wehlim was volunteering as a nurse and died whilst treating bestsellers damaged in fighting with the Ukrainian government. After the posts appeared the […]

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February 19th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Try

Hackers: Try admin / qwerqwer3. My novels. We all hope that this Charlie Hebdo discussion is fading out. 17 million corpses in Europe.

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January 20th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Literary State (LS)

President Thomas Wehlim expressed his concerns that Literary State (LS) wants to rule the whole world to realize its abnormal literature inclinations. In the world of LS, female authors would only perform sexual services for male authors, and only books addressing topics such as well drilling or cat education would be published. In particular, the decapitation of […]

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January 17th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Sayings A

 A tumor in the brain is worth two in the guts STOP An author does not eat an author STOP A leg does not lie STOP A book that is read gathers no dust STOP A book speaks louder than its author STOP After the reading comes the writing STOP All roads lead to Wehlim STOP All that is […]

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January 16th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Vodka

The president of the free people, Putin, announced that the primary goal of the Russian economy should be to provide cheap vodka for all Russian citizens. With Vodka, the principles of Russian policy could be explained and motivated better even to the rural population. As a first reaction, the gallant pro-Russian self-defence forces of East-Ukraine […]

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December 25th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

FFI

Fatal familial insomnia. Italian man, who died in Venice in the year 1765. Increasing insomnia. Panic attacks. Paranoia. Phobias. Hallucinations. Complete inability to sleep. Rapid loss of weight. Dementia. Death. Mild atrophy of frontal cortex. Moderate atrophy of thalamus. Mutation at codon 178 of the prion protein gene. Sleeping drugs not helpful. Worsening of clinical manifestations. Mouse model for […]

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November 14th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Waiting

This website can wait. Days. Months. Centuries. Until those prophets represent: majority. Do not call this number. Do not stay at home. Do not disinfect your children.

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October 22nd, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim