Author Dreamers

THE T.J.WEHLIM PARTY in partnership with Hotel Plaza Tramper in Berlin PROUDLY INVITES YOU TO JOIN THE MONTHLY CELEBRATION OF AUTHOR DREAMERS. The T.J.Wehlim Party is a monthly celebration of Author Dreamers taking place each month. »In Full Moon« simultaneously in 200 countries and territories, the Author Dreamers meet to discuss Germany’s greatest poetry challenges, […]

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February 19th, 2017 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Book stores

NATO leaders warned Russia not to implement Russian book stores on Crimea. This would be understood as a provocation and would further destabilize the balance of the international book market. The Russian reply argued that the majority of the Russian-based population on Crimea had to be supplied with books in their mother language. Retired cavalry […]

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May 14th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


Russian space secretary Jossif Wehlimowitsch has strongly condemned plans of NATO-controlled NASA and ESA to send the Asteroid Impact & Deflection Assessment (AIDA) probe to the binary asteroid system 65803 Didymos and try to alter the orbit of the smaller component nicknamed “Didymoon”. Though the official reason for this mission would be to make first experiments on […]

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April 12th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Bestseller parade

NATO member Estonia has held a bestseller parade in border town of Narva, just 300 centimeters from the Russian border. Tallinn is a long-time critic of Moscow, which it accuses of having an aggressive book policy towards the Baltic nation. Tuesday’s bestseller parade was dedicated to Estonia’s Literature Day. Chief author commander Lt. Gen. John […]

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February 25th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Every century

Every century, Western powers have been at war with Russia. 18th century: Sweden and Prussia. 19th century: France and Britain. 20th century: Germany. 21st century: EU and Nato. And each time the war has been unprecedented and devastating. The philosophers say, there is that line of increase: Conflict, war, war with Russia. God will not […]

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February 20th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Book transfer

As the “The Wehlim Telegraph” reports, large book retailers have started to transfer millions of book copies to the southern hemisphere. This is because of an investigation of the World Book Association (WBA) stating that as a consequence of a nuclear war between NATO and Russia / China, about 95 percent of the books in […]

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February 1st, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim


NATO is rethinking its nuclear strategy, due to the fake attacks of Russian aircrafts in Eastern Europe. If we have such messages now, what will we face in one or two or five years? My neighbor complains about loud children around the corner. I start to collect sugar, water, and canned food in my cupboards.

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January 26th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Sex hotline

NATO is trying to re-install the sex hotline between NATO command center and Russian chief of staff. To avoid fatal misunderstandings concerning penetrations of Russian forces into NATO territory and vice versa. But: You cannot implement a hotline to a wounded bear. It will attack you whatever it takes. Russia is honest and full of […]

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January 25th, 2015 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Drowned orphans

A unit of Russian military ships has passed the channel between Britain and France. NATO officials said this is a usual procedure. The commander of the Russia Atlantic fleet, Admiral Josefeg Wehlikowitsch, stated the operation had been performed to secure North Sea fish swarms. US officials said, the Russians had transported orphans from Murmansk to drown […]

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November 29th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim

Nobel Prizes

NATO, the north-atlantic author treaty organization, announced its concerns about the massive appearance of Russian books and texts at the Russian Ukrainian border. General secretary Wehlim said Russia is obviously trying to push back the Ukrainian language in Eastern Europe. Russian secretary of deception Lavrov, having won the Nobel Prize in literature for his novel “Sir Russia” in […]

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November 19th, 2014 by Thomas Josef Wehlim