Singing sausage
On the eve of nuclear war, Americans are getting more and more confused not only about the complicated political and ethnic constellations in East Europe, but also about Russian Duma members currently attacking a West European “singing sausage”, the latter supposedly indicating the decline of European culture and morale. In a speech to the US Congress, Thomas Wehlim explained that the singing sausage is not a new product of genetic engineering, but an Austrian drag artist mixing up female and male features in a provocative manner and recently having won the European trash contest in Copenhagen. In the audience, confusion arose what “Austrian” and “Copenhagen” could mean. After the speech, the Amish delegation announced that singing sausages cannot be found in the bible and are therefore illegal, as well as smartphones and cytostatic drugs.
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