Conference E

During the International Conference on Medical Writing in Atlanta, Key speaker Thomas Wehlim shyly suggested to the administration, that in his opinion it is now time 1. to close all European and US airports for international flights 2. to control the borders effectively and 3. to establish a supranational executive committee with very extensive powers in order to prevent the further spreading of Ebola-infected bestsellers. The only present EU representative, a third-rate employee of the Brussels Office of Travel Expenses, argued this could be viewed as too restrictive by some citizens. Wehlim said the point is not restricting US and European citizens, but restricting death. Kim Jong-un, First Secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea, the Chairman of the Central Military Commission, First Chairman of the National Defence Commission of North Korea, the Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army, and presidium member of the Politburo of the Workers’ Party of Korea, supported Wehlim and added, that Ebola cases having  recently been reported in his country are nothing else than the product of evil South Korean propaganda. The conference members then came together to a conference dinner during which Wehlim and Kim Jong-un read from their literary works.

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